Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner
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Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner
- Brand: Unbranded
Description
When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.
- Fruugo ID: 258392218-563234582
- EAN: 764486781913
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