In lieu of a Valentine’s Day gift, I wrote my girlfriend a letter explaining what I’d gone through. I finished the letter with, “I tried, I failed, but I will not give up. I need your help, my love.” Start your timer. Cut open the bag of white moulding powder, pour it into the bowl of water and start mixing. Stir no longer than 60 seconds. As far as the finished product is concerned, neither the silicone base nor the catalyst contain any materials that disqualify them from being considered body-safe, so this is a 100% body safe DIY dildo project.

Pour out any water that has accumulated in the bottom of your mould and slowly pour into the silicone. Press the tube against your body. The moulding gel will completely solidify in about two more minutes. I asked my friends: “Would a dildo of ‘myself’ make a good gift?” The response was a resounding “yes.” After my inquiry, my best friend, James, liked the idea so much that decided he, too, would craft a dildo for his girlfriend. At least I wouldn't be venturing into uncharted territory alone. Right around this point was when we started to realize we'd overlooked a crucial part of this plan: “ How does one make a dildo of one's penis?” Enter the Clone-A-Willy Kit My fantastic confidence in this endeavor and product waned considerably when I unfurled the poster-size directions. The four simple steps had transformed into more than a dozen, and the incredible specificity of each step had me in an immediate state of panic. I went through the steps more or less without a lot of fuss, but there are a couple things I will share with you that might alleviate some of your worries.Now pour the water into a mixing bowl. This step is when the time sensitive parts begin, so make sure to pay attention. You will now cut open the bag of molding powder and stir it into the water for 45 seconds. It won't matter if the mix is a little lumpy still after 45 seconds, time is of the essence here and you just have 45 seconds to get everything mixed as well as you can. You then must hasten to shove your erect penis into the mixture "immediately," carefully avoiding touching the sides of tube. The tone of the directions—lighthearted and humorous—outline a process that required careful, diligent planning. As the impetuous man I am, directives such as, “Timing is very important!” stress me out, and I realized how unprepared I was for the Clone A Willy's litany of commands. How It Actually Worked

For those curious about what the molding powder is made from and if it is safe to dunk your penis in it, it's made predominantly from a sodium alginate mixture with a few extra things thrown in to help it set properly. This mixture is non-toxic, contains no silica, and is completely hypo-allergenic. I've googled all of the ingredients myself and they all show up in normal products ranging from toothpaste to cosmetic products. One particular ingredient, calcium sulfate, shows up in some building materials but that makes sense judging how it solidifies into a solid mold once everything is said and done. The bottom line is that you aren't going to feel any stinging or burning and there won't be any long term effects on your penis from using this kit. For those who love things a little frisky and risky, the perfect gift has revealed itself. With the help of this Clone-a-Willy Kit, a perfect silicone copy of either your or your partner's penis can be immortalised. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day or anniversaries or ideal to help spice things up in the bedroom. Be sure to use this product with a water based lubricant. Read the instructions carefully before using this product to avoid any unwanted side effects or reactions. Spice Up Your Sex LifeAll standard kits include 1 bag of molding powder. This is enough powder to make 1 mold of your penis (as shown in Fig. 2). If you want to be safe, buy a refill!