New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item in original retail packaging (where packaging . Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. Represent your mini member proudly by drinking your morning brew from this mug that’s absolutely covered in them. This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, "manhood.

From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush. Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking! All our products are hand-picked by a team of gifting experts with over 30 years experience in sourcing and selecting fantastic presents.However, upon closer inspection, your guests will discover a playful twist – a pattern of micro penises that adds a humorous and unexpected element to their sipping experience.

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