Now that the common sense stuff is out of the way, how do you go about cleaning a sex toy? It's actually quite simple. These things are seriously made to last as well. We’re talking years before needing a new one. You can’t say the same for cheaper masturbators.

Ease of Use: 3.5 / 5 | Durability: 4 / 5 | Fun Factor: 4 / 5 | Features: 4 / 5 | Value: 3 / 5 | Overall Rating: 3.7 / 5 How to Use: Put your Fleshlight into the hole on the mount, lube up the inside of the Fleshlight sleeve with water-based lube, get on top of the mount, and thrust inside. Obviously, this isn’t going to be as great as the more premium products, but at this price point, I don’t think anyone was really expecting it to be. It’s affordable and yet still manages to get the job done. Can a sex toy match the euphoria of the real thing? Of course they can't. That just isn't possible. That said, you can still have a killer and sometimes better orgasm (purely the act of ejaculating rather than the emotional connection) from a sex toy. Is masturbation better than sex or sexual intercourse? Not really. Having a partner will always be more enjoyable. Plus there's the emotional connection. Even during a one night stand there's the thrill of doing something slutty (which you shouldn't be shamed for). With a partner, there's love involved, and in long-term relationships, the fact you can sit around and discuss sex more openly.Don’t get me wrong, some non-name brand products are utterly awful. Like, they’re so, so bad. This Satisfyer Men’s Classic, though? It’s the exception. Moving over to the masturbator, the design here is flawless. It’s sleek and doesn’t scream out sex toy. It’s classy, which is what you’d expect from something with this level of technical power and design thought. It’s ergonomic and fits into the hand naturally. I’m a big fan of the Tracy’s Dog Turboo. It’s a masturbator full of elements I’m not usually a fan of. And yet, it’s a thrillride I wasn’t expected. If you’ve tried all the classics, definitely give the Turboo a go. Not easy at all. Tenga eggs are a one time use. Put lube in, use it, bin it. I suppose you could clean it out, but if you’re looking for something reusable, I’d suggest a Fleshlight or something that’s designed for multiple hand shandies. Pros: Stroke length and stroke speed are both adjustable; auto-stroking machine requires less effort and dexterity than using a stroker manually; can be synced up to porn videos via Bluetooth connectivity; velcro closure lets you adjust stroker tightness to fit your anatomy and preferences; stroker can be swapped out for other manual strokers if you prefer

How to Use: Apply water-based lube to the entrance of the toy, the inside of the toy, and your penis before sliding inside. After use, remove the sleeve from the case and rinse it out thoroughly with water. Let it dry completely before re-assembling. Story is more of a role-play mode. If you want a meatier interaction that’s more akin to a choose your own adventure book, this mode’s for you. You’ll learn more about Shiela and be able to build a much deeper connection. It’s got a strong ergonomic design. I can’t stress the importance of finding a masturbator that works with the shape of your penis. It’s crazy how many companies get this simple aspect wrong. That menu reads like a Greek diner’s now that male sex toys are so much more varied and widely available than they were even just a few years ago. You’ve got strokers (your Fleshlights and the like), but also: penis vibrators, frenulum massagers, and blowjob simulators, to name just a few. Some will even do all the work for you, hands-free. Though if you think the best male masturbators are just a lazy man’s shortcut to orgasm, you’re missing the point. They’re here to make you feel things you’ve never felt before. Design is so important when it comes to sex toys. Even more so when it’s male masturbators, and the way the Octopuss is designed is ingenious. The open design means it’ll fit any penis, although you will need to play around with it a bit to find the right angle.The Cobra Libre II is a conflicting beast. Some people absolutely love the ergonomic design, whereas others just can’t get on with it.