I used to be a pilot,' he explained." (Willard R. Espy, The Garden of Eloquence: A Rhetorical Bestiary. Harper & Row, 1983) Swifty King gets lonesome, so he invited his pal Kyle Faust into the “advice” business. It turns out that Kyle fits well because they are both a little nuts.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her," said Agatha Christie virtuosically. I've thought of another exception," Tom rebutted. (Or: "Stop trying to get my goat," Tom rebutted. Or: "This cigarette just won't go out," Tom rebutted.) Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee," said Tom very attentively. Swifty Global is a technology company focused on creating groundbreaking solutions in the Financial and Sports Betting Sectors. I know you won't take my advice, Mr Van Gogh, but after cutting your ear off, I think you should go to jail," said Tom unconvincingly; "-- or perhaps sign yourself in to a home," he added noncommittally.Swifty King was convicted of a crime that he did not commit. Yet, in a strange twist, it was the best thing that happened to him. He struggles between love and hate for the father figure who caused him to go to jail while he gains more from “the man” than Artie Leonardo took from him.

The adventures are never in short supply with Swifty Inc., and neither are the convoluted switches and changes. Come join Swifty and the Terrorists again! I'll try that number again,' the operator recalled." (Jim Bernhard, Words Gone Wild. Skyhorse Publishing, 2010) Swifty Global recently received its United Kingdom (UK) and Curacao gambling licenses and has been in final preparations for the launch of its Unique Sports Predictions app in the UK. The launch will take place once Swifty receives its GLI certificate, which certifies that its software meets UK and International Gambling standards. The company expects to receive this certification in the coming weeks. Once Swifty launches its sports predictions app in the UK, it will continue its roll out globally as the relevant licenses are obtained in each country or region/state. SWIFTY KING and his partner KYLE FAUST are in the ADVICE business. The “Razzle Dazzle” has them advising a woman with a sordid past how to deal with an anonymous threat, received in a mysterious, Chanel laced, Pink Envelop. This is a fictional tale full of interesting facts aimed at 6- to 9-year-olds. [...] This book touches on migration and what to do with an injured bird, as well as the factors contributing to the Swift Parrot being critically endangered - predation, by sugar gliders and cats, and habitat loss."Mr. and Mrs. Roy Bongartz developed Croakers, a variant of Tom Swifties in which a verb rather than an adverb provides the pun: It's a pity that Amin managed to escape from Uganda when his ship of state went under," said Tom idiosyncratically. According to this sonograph, the average frequency of my speaking voice is 160 Hz," said Tom in measured tones. In their quest, the boys use another former adversary as bait and almost get her and Swifty killed. Kyle takes out his first bad guys, and both guys screw up their love lives. What’s new? Just another (figurative) day at the office for Swifty and Kyle. This time, their office turns out to have the smell of cordite and salt. I come to this hotel year after year for the science fiction convention," said Tom inconsequentially.

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All the while, the guys have to deal with the business, which includes bailing out a movie producer and finding an answer to the kidnapping of his wife. It is an almost insurmountable challenge that takes these characters halfway around the world and nearly costs Swifty his life! Along the way, Swifty bonds with a former target, and Kyle finds a new love. It is harrowing, dangerous, and sometimes fun but never dull. All these years prospecting, and all I have to show for it is the deed to this hole in the ground under my outhouse that otherwise ain't worth nuthin'," said Tom single mine diddly squat. I never go into saloons," said Tom dryly. "I've seen too many of my friends enter them optimistically and leave them mistyoptically." It has zero height, zero width, and -- well, maybe I'll allow it to have a bit of depth," said Tom, stretching the point. Oh, stop talking about the Dreyfus case. Don't you like the colour of my eyes?" asked Esther hazily.

A prostitute says 'Aren't you finished yet?', a nymphomaniac says 'Is that all?', and a wife says 'Beige... we should definitely paint the ceiling beige'," was Tom's off-colour joke.

I got a snapshot of the CBS anchorman, but I haven't developed it yet," said Tom, rather negatively. Since in this statement 'Y = COSH(X)', X is invariant, let's pre-compute Y before we enter the loop," said Tom precociously. I've already given you the nominative, vocative, accusative, genitive, dative, and ablative, so I will say no more," Tom declined.