If you’ve got a little more time to tell the jokes, here are my three top long jokes about Wales. 1. Creation of Wales I'm a surgeon who's survived breast cancer - here's what women need to know about having a mastectomy and... Emily Hand is freed: Hostage horror is over for Irish girl, nine, who spent 50 days in captivity - as terror group releases 13 Israelis and seven 'foreigners' in exchange for 39 Palestinians Short wales puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wales humour may include short welsh jokes also. The next week, Dai is at the car boot sale when the same American walks past and notices a much smaller skull for sale.

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A Welshman, an Englishman, and a Scot come across a lantern. A genie pops out and offers to grant them each a wish. Just Stop Oil protestors spared from road obstruction charges - as police arrested them while the green man was showing The husband attempts to say it, but his wife starts laughing and soon this turns into a argument, so much so that they decide to pull into the nearest motorway restaurant.

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He looked up to see a great palace with statues of Barry John and Gareth Edwards and a party in the garden had Brains SA flowing freely as the crowd watched Scott Gibbs scoring his try against England in 1999. Lancaster went to the Lord and said: “I don’t want to appear ungrateful - but why does Warren get the huge mansion?” The Englishman was amazed and says: “I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out.” Bang, there was a wall around England. Since the 20mph speed flip was announced there has been a wave of protest at the policy across Wales with hundreds of thousands of people signing petitions to stop the change.