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If you are not in when the parcel arrives Royal Mail will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling, you to pick it up. Whether they lick them, suck them or just want to scoff them all in one, each anus will make them lovingly think of you. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item.Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger. Please note that these chocolates could cause offence, so please be careful of whose pillow you leave them on! These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy. Just lift the lid and you’ll be faced with some edible chocolate anus delights to lock your lips around. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting.

uk accepts no liability for inaccuracies or misstatements about products by manufacturers or other third parties. Marshmallow Willies We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. Bursting with marshmallow magic and a sprinkle of gold fairy dust, these enchanting treats make sipping your hot chocolate an unforgettable experience. May also contain nuts-Milk chocolate: Sugar, Dried whole milk, Cocoa butter, Cocoa mass, Milk fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions.Content on this site is not intended to substitute for advice given by medical practitioner, pharmacist, or other licensed health-care professional.