If you're not au fait with the art of sewing but your favourite skirt's got a hole in, who you gonna call? Your mam? She's too busy, sorry. NOW what. You don't want to pay to get it fixed... But never fear – Nanna is here. She's NEVER too busy for a spot of sewing – and even has time to teach you how to do it yourself for the future. 8) ...Or ironing A joke like Yo Mama, expect fitted around to mainly suit the English people, meaning Your (correct grammar) and Nan which is commonly used by the Brits/English community. Originated from an Asian (brown) who just randomly said it to someone. Can be used as a substitute for the more meaner 'Yo Mama'. As you can tell from the grammar, this was written by a Brit. Person 1: Yo Mama's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor. I feel like I want to say some words at my nans funeral but I’m not too sure if I will have the courage to get up there or not. My grandmother also died quite unexpectedly the other day and her funeral is friday. Like you, I am the oldest grandchild and need to say something. I think we must celebrate her life, for a good things have happened to our family. I think we must talk about the great times we have shared, because I believe that is what my grandmother would have wanted. It sometimes helps to remember that your Nan was your age once, and to think of everything she lived through and everything she achieved.

I would like to take this moment to thank two very special people, Mum and Dad. I want to thank you for giving Nanna such a wonderful last 2 weeks and I think everyone here today finds it easier to cope knowing what a fabulous time she had with you. I’m so proud of you both for being able to cope in such a horrible situation and I’m thankful that you were both there with her in her final moments.” Is it a written rule that as soon as a woman becomes a grandmother, they automatically LOVE ironing? Or is it just that ladies of that generation love it? I once asked my Nanna why she loves ironing so much, and she said: "I just find it so therapeutic!" - if you say so, Nanna... Whenever you visit your nan or she comes to you, she'll ALWAYS ask if anything needs ironing. Which suits you down to the ground. 9) There's no fight for the TV remote This article continues the question and answer series, focussing on words to say for at grandmothers funeral. Sometimes, you dont want to write and say a eulogy, but feel like you need to say a few words in remembrance. Here our readers discuss some advice on what to say.An insult used in Coventry (A Place in England)and possibly across the UK but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing " your mum" We share the pain that you cannot explain, and now I know how others feel, when they have lost someone close.

My mum, dad and nanna went on holiday for 2 weeks to the dominican republic and on the last day in the middle of the night my nanna passed away, my mum and dad were with her but it was very sad and unexpected. I especially wanted to say a few words to my mum and dad to thank them so much for being with her and tell them that I am so proud of them. I feel like I need to write some more about my nan etc. I know that someone else like the priest will do the eulogy and I don’t think I’d have the courage to talk for that amount of time. I was the closest granddaughter to her and I feel for some reason that I should say something. Words cannot explain how I feel right now, Nanna touched everyone’s lives in a special way and when we grieve today we will all come together with the memories we have of her.” South Wales Valleys varition of the popular yo momma. Valleys boy 1: Oh blud that girl is like a whale!

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Your mum is the absolute don at advice-giving. Even at the times when you didn't ask for it... But it's always valued and useful, whether you like to admit it or not. However, it's always good to get a second opinion to compare and contrast with. You've already asked your friends and you're still not sure. Asking your grandma will always be an excellent idea as she's rich with experience. She may give you another perspective that you hadn't considered, and because she's from a different generation to you and your mum, it'll be extra helpful. 11) You can both learn from each other Of course, Northern Grandmas may differ slightly from Southern Nannas. But it's an unwritten, universal rule that ALL grandparents – whether they're from Grimsby or Essex – have a biscuit tin in the kitchen. And it's also rule that it's chocca with the best biccies the UK has to offer. When else would you eat an orange-flavoured Club? 5) They're the most comforting person in times of crisis And as soon as you tell her your super-exciting news (that might not be super-exciting to most), you know that whatever you're telling her, she'll think it's the best thing in the entire WORLD. Whilst our actual mums have a bit more of an opinion and tend to challenge us on our choices – as they should do – you know that whatever you say or do, she'll support it 100% and you can do no wrong in your dear old grandma's eyes. 3) When you fall out with your actual mum, you still have another mum to comfort you

Your Nan" is used as a past tense abrefiation of you mum. Used mostly by the older generations Person 1:How r u?

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