Anyone who thought glamour girl Jordan's frou-frou fantasy wedding had plumbed the depths of bad taste is set to think again. Ring tone competition is fierce and for the brand-obsessed Chav, the Nokia is the most respected model. Ramsdens is a trading name of Ramsdens Financial Limited and is authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority for consumer credit activities.

Here, Fabulous’ fashion editor Clemmie Fieldsend reveals what accessories are making your outfit look tacky.Specializing in fancy dress costumes, accessories, and decorations, we turn ordinary gatherings into extraordinary experiences. The classy female Chav wears t-shirts with slogans she finds witty - "Friendly when drunk", French Connection's FCUK or the "F*** You" one Britney Spears made famous. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to down a Pimm's to try and forget the chav horror that lays like a pikey skeleton in my closet. He got it on his 16th birhday) He gave it to me when I was 15 or so as he was having problems with the side affects with one of the pills he was taking, which caused his fingers to swell up.

I dont make a point of having it 'out' to let people see it, as I live in Glasgow for a start so prolly get my head sawn off for my gold one plus I agree it does look a bit daft ontop of your jumper or whatever but for people sayin they gotta laugh at people having them on show.

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