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We add new designs as frequently as we think of them - and we are always thinking of them, it may seem as though we are crazy . Veronica Lopez is the sex and relationships editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers and edits stories about single life, dating, relationships, sex, identity, and more. Please feel free to substitute herpes with syphilis, chlamydia or another type of STD, if it is more appropriate. A selection of short valentines poems which are essentially funny, but which have a darker side or a twist in the tail.

Our collection of twisted valentines poems teeters on the edge of dirtiness, but this selection of dirty poems for Valentine's Day takes a step further into the abyss of depravity. Learn how to use alliteration, word play and humor to make a rude, witty Valentine's poem of your own. sings* Happy bithday to you, happy birthday to you… We (me and our fellow bloggers) wish you all the good things in life on this special day. I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice.

And to follow, two short love-hate poems by Paul which make interesting companion pieces and continue the theme of unfortunate romantic liaisons. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. Valentine’s Day is a day filled with romance, and there’s nothing more romantic than telling someone how into them you are.

If you’ve been watching my Twitpic updates lately, you most probably have inferred that I am sick, and have been, for over a week now. stash it away with their Valentine's gift, send it in a rude and naughty text, or even read it to them out loud (if you're brave enough). A poem which dangles the forbidden fruit of sexual gratification, but offers instead a cruel reality check. First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. Valentine’s cards are meant to help you express how you feel to your partner – but what if your feelings aren’t entirely pure?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? One could argue that pickup lines are some of the most effective tools for flirting that exist today, so perfecting your strategy is key to getting what you want. Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters.But if you're still in need of some other ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day, take a look at our picks for the best films to watch on Valentine's Day. With a distinct change in tone, we move onto one of Paul's poems for the girls on the delicate subject of choosing a lover. And lest you think they’re only for dating app matches or first impressions at bars, au contraire—pickup lines are for everyone!