I’m not sure why you would want a mermaid on your front door unless you live on a boat? Or by the sea. Nevertheless it’s a rather unusual one for the list! A mans home is his castle, and what’s a castle without a dragon? Would you take a look at this cast resin “Nemesis” dragon! The detail is incredible and it will add character to your front door. Be the envy of all your loyal subjects. These are hand-made and they are made from an actual penis. According to the etsy shop the owner states that they are cast from real men who come to their studio. Well we’ve had the mermaid so we thought we better feature the crab. I mean who’s Ariel without Sebastian. Under the sea….You’re singing it in your head aren’t you.

So how did the mermaid afford her new house? She prawned everything. Boom. He’s done it again. Drop the mic. Steam Punk really has grown in popularity over the past 10 years they even have festivals in my home city! I initially thought how lame, however after seeing the costumes….they are pretty awesome. Obviously these were created in real life so you can now own your very own, they don’t talk though. Boo. It doesn’t breathe fire though which is a shame, however I’m sure some genius engineer out there could mod it! You can get yours from lots of different places but the ones below are about the best I’ve seen. Made from resin cast and hand painted.Kind of reminded me of my teacher at school Mrs Turtle, strange name, but she “tortoise” well (drop the mic)