Use your favorite lubricant unless you're into medical fetishes, or the sensation of being examined at the doctor's office. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Honestly, I’ll probably never look at a cantaloupe the same way again, but I am grateful I had this awkward, yet illuminating, discussion with my kids.

Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Depending on whether you like to “give” or “receive,” the list below is for the penetrators of the residence. So MissMedusa, you think it's less skanky to wipe spunk on a sock than on a tshirt dh and I have never done that, no even though both will be washed before next being worn?The friend nextdoorneighbour who told me about sitting on your hand already had some nerve damage to said hand, maybe that made a difference? A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said. Pick your size (from snack to storage), fill it with Crisco, Vaseline, Jell-O or banana pulp, and then stuff it with your meat. There's always a dirty sock around and a dock will only ever touch the feet so not quite as gross as, say, wiping it in a t-shirt. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA Enterprise and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

Wank socks are often to be found lurking near the foot of the soldier's Sleeping Bag, Or also in the built in wank sock pockets. Learning about socks, and laughing my ass off watching the Bridesmaids scene where a mom describes cracking her son’s comforter, made me curious about what other means boys employ to get their (pun intended) socks off. Even as my own sons grew, I didn’t understand just how resourceful boys could be, until I questioned my then-12-year-old about why he had a giant box of condoms in his bedroom. I mean, gently caressing with clean silk, I can see a certain frisson there, but teenage boys don't often own silk socks. If you do it anyway, beware that peeing and ejaculating may be painful for several days, but the stinging will subside.Hold the package in your preferred hand or cram everything under a cushion, then pleasure yourself to completion. it will more than likely have a certain extra something in it that isn't stated on the ingredient table on the tin.

Why not T shirts, underwear, or the more traditional (if less environmentally-friendly) Andrex Man Size? As I'm sure many of you guys have already discovered, that means the majority of the contents of your refrigerator, cabinets and most of your personal belongings can be masturbatory tools.

I’d lost my deadpan expression the moment I picture my son losing his penis in a vacuuming accident. That is, until I met my husband and he told me a hilarious story about why he loved climbing the pole at school. It is not for the use of bullying, harassment and other intimidation to intended victim(s) and any use of this will not be tolerated.

If the former, wouldn't rubbing yer delicate man membranes with trainer-sweaty cotton/wool/polyester/blend of same be a bit sore? The men who saw the movie “American Pie” and later then went home to bang one for real are the types who are willing to experiment with pretty much anything into which their dicks can fit. Standing in the living room, rest your wiener behind the couch cushion that leans against the backside of the sofa, or you can kneel and slip it under the seat pad.Cock-condiments are more pleasurable when warmed slightly in the microwave; but make sure you test the temperature first before putting your prick into anything hot.