On July 12th, 2019, Redditor AWhole2Marijuanas posted an image using the text to r/HomeDepot [3] (shown below, left). The image gained over 200 points (97% upvoted) in a month. On July 15th, Redditor yourevalid uploaded a screenshot of someone texting the copypasta to r/cursedtexts [4] (shown below, right). Trump said that a bird did it. “It was a bird with red head that did it. They are jealous of my hair. The bird wants my hair; every bird does. They want my feathery hair,” said Donald Trump. I’m sure it’s going over a few people’s heads,” said Smith, “but I’d wager to say that at this point a lot of teenagers and young adults are relatively familiar with concepts like the proletariat and bourgeoisie Just because socialism and communism literacy is on the rise in general.” About a month ago, the U.S. began using carrier pigeons to send and receive snail mail during this time of crisis. For a few weeks, the birds were beginning to prove themselves more productive than the U.S. Postal Service, getting mail from North Dakota all the way to Florida in just a day. However, scientists began to suspect fowl play, saying that a real bird could never fly so far so fast.

Birds communicate through chirps and calls, and while it may seem like pleasant bird songs, they may carry hidden messages. There have been intriguing studies suggesting that birds might have a form of subliminal communication with humans, influencing their decision-making process. The Impact on Global Affairs In July 2019, the chilling phrase “the birds work for the bourgeoisie” was first uttered, subsequently becoming a surreal internet meme. But this kind of surrealism is the perfect sort of thing to go viral online – it’s such a wild and crazy idea that you just can’t help but think about it and explore the possibilities!Started in 2017 by Peter McIndoe, a then-University of Arkansas student, he had grown up in a strict household where his parents were against most mainstream pop culture. Once in high school and having access to social media, McIndoe became aware that what his parents were teaching was laced with conspiracy theories. It’s just plain impossible, especially for the pigeons. New York pigeons have reportedly flown all the way to Las Vegas in the span of three hours: they are way too out of shape to handle that. You don’t go from eating bread crumbs all day to flying a marathon now, do you?” bird expert Sandra Songbird said. One of Smith’s friends had told him about an internet conspiracy theory, which became a joke and a t-shirt slogan, that "birds aren't real" and are actually government drones. With the wild theory in his head, Smith said the words to Cooper's camera. The simple premise of this idea, and indeed, the name of the subreddit itself, is that birds aren’t real. Or at least, not as we know them. Emma Chambers, a Barbz and Bernie member, said once she saw a pigeon on her windowand she mentioned ‘anarchy’ on her phone, the pigeon started to scream, “Shut up, you dirty blue-hair liberal!”. “I knew something wasn’t right,” said Emma.

The notion that birds work for the bourgeoisie may sound like a whimsical conspiracy theory at first, but delving deeper into this peculiar connection reveals some intriguing revelations. The avian world, which we often admire for its beauty and grace, seems to be hiding a secret society that influences human affairs more than we realize. In this article, we will explore the captivating world of birds, their social structure, and their unexpected involvement with the bourgeoisie. Let’s unravel the enigma of this unusual alliance. Understanding the Birds and the Bourgeoisie Connection He says that in a way, the experience of going viral contributed to his career goals. He's known as "the bird meme guy," but wants to create a name for himself as well as use his platform to build his future in media and entertainment. In the bustling urban landscape, pigeons have always been a common sight, cooing on street corners and perched on statues. These seemingly ordinary birds have captured the curiosity of many, prompting a deeper exploration into their lives. In this article, we will delve into the intriguing world of pigeons, shedding light on their role in society, their uncanny intelligence, and their surprising connection to the bourgeoisie. Understanding Pigeons: The Basics The Pigeon Species and Their Global Prevalence Although many scientists doubted it months ago and said that it was just a hilarious conspiracy theory for young Americans, sending mails using birds has been proven to be true. The birds are actually working for the bourgeoisie. Historically, birds have been associated with divine symbols and magical qualities, often regarded as messengers from the spiritual realm. However, modern interpretations reveal a more pragmatic aspect of this relationship. The bourgeoisie, representing the wealthy and influential class, has recognized the strategic advantage birds offer. The Secret Meetings and AlliancesContrary to popular belief, pigeons contribute positively to urban ecosystems by aiding in seed dispersal and insect control. They are active participants in maintaining the balance of city life. Pigeons’ Perception and Adaptation Now, such a plan might seem crazy, but even crazier is the suggestion that not every bird was killed out of necessity for the program. Most people have never seen a baby pigeon, so for some that is enough to validate the theory as being true.

As the decade ended and the second world war was behind us, the threat of communism was rising. The Korean War had just begun as North Korea invaded South Korea, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were arrested and executed for suspected espionage. The government decided that birds had to go. Using a specially formulated bird poison that replicated and spread to other birds, they killed every bird in the United States. That’s 12 billion birds from between 1959-2001. So, you may find yourself asking, if the government killed birds, then why am I watching them outside my window right now? The Bourgeoisie are generally defined as the middle class, or in some schools of thinking, the capitalist class. in society. Birds have an innate ability to navigate and infiltrate human spaces unnoticed, making them ideal spies and informants. Over the years, there have been rumors of secret meetings and alliances between the bourgeoisie and certain avian elites, leading to speculations of covert operations that affect global affairs. The Human-Bird InteractionThe reason for the overkill was purportedly in part down to the CIA director’s anger at the amount of pigeon poop on his and his team’s cars.