This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!

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Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing — a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. These 25 phallic finds throbs with ingenuity and originality. Be amazed by the sheer power and girth of a phallic festival. Eye popping eye boners will change the way you see life. Literally. John Mayer once said “your body is a wonderland." Those words are truer then ever before with these 25 phallic finds. This is easily the hardest cluster to come along in awhile.Join 330,063 entrepreneurs, innovators and CEOs who rely on our weekly trend report to stay ahead of the crowd. We dare you to try to make it through the (w)hole book without laughing Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing, and you have to complete the picture.