Sure, you can snag a box for anyone at any time of year, but it’s especially appropriate to give to that special person (or maybe even your ex?) for Valentine’s Day. Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor! Otherwise, this might get weird. The world’s first Chocolate Anus first saw the light of day in 2006. London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. At that show he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch heritage. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Imagine the sun pressing below the horizon to reveal a warm glow of dappled light streaming in through the window. Fire your desire, and spark the imagination with one or more of our comforting yet exhilarating anus shaped scented candles. Embrace the sublime and create an uplifting atmosphere especially suited to the living room, bedroom and bathroom. 4hr burn time for a long even burn, and maximum scent release. Steal yourself to the sublime do-gooders (plural noun) – a well-meaning but unrealistic or interfering philanthropist or reformer. Save 30% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours! This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus! Steal yourself to the sublime Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!What could be more delicious that exact chocolate replica of your anus? I think I want to eat a mold of my own. We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different!

You know, Bataille likened the sun to an anus. Not just because of its amazing productive capacity but because of its tendency to scandalize, to force us to look into the dark. Well, what’s a better way to get to know your dark shadowy side and to introduce it to others than to take a plaster cast of your own asshole.” Want to do something extra special for your girlfriend or boyfriend this Valentine’s day? Look how tasty this molded butthole looks. Just want to bite into it and savor, right? Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 25% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with a self casting kit and chocolates. How's everyone doing? Good? I'm so glad! Well, let's not putz around anymore, we all know why we're here—buttholes! Chocolate buttholes, to be specific. Even more specifically, premium chocolate buttholes you can buy for your best friends and family as a token of your love and appreciation! If you're looking at this version of butthole and thinking "that's a little lowbrow for me," don't worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious!MUNCHIES: Hi, Magnus. Why the chocolate anus? Magnus Irvin: It was just like any artistic idea, it sort of came out of nowhere. I am an artist, so I'm constantly making or creating things. And I think it probably came from the idea that chocolate and the anus have some sort of connection. There was something poetic about making a small sculptural item based on an anus and moulding it in chocolate. Fire your desire and sense the ecstatic, with these bold, hot, and sexy scented candles. Our Burning Love candles are not suitable for S&M play. The ancient scholar Longinus described the sublime as a moment of evasion from reality. Additionally, he believed the sublime could model our souls, and that a soul could pour itself out into a work of art.

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! We have always believed the chocolate anus is a gift to the world. Although it may look little more than a mouthful, in truth, it’s bigger than any of us can imagine! The reach and depth of the Edible Anus, and what it represents, go far beyond a chocolate novelty. The Anus has it’s roots in the very fabric of society. “ We’ve all got one and they are all different” is a call to acceptance, a call to brother and sisterhood. A call to the human family. No matter where you are from, how you look…be you rich or poor, any gender, sexual orientation…we all find a baseline with the anus. So pay attention because that’s a beautiful thing! What we sponsor Save 20% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours!

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Looking for that unique gift, secret Santa ideas, or a cheeky Valentine’s Day present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! Magnus Irving puts you on some weird table with your anus facing him. He tells you to relax and smile as he pushes your legs above your head and spreads your butt cheeks. Then Magnus pours hot liquid chocolate all over your anus and waits for it to harden. Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles and chocolate.

From cooked insects to fermented bird meat, humans have been eating all kinds of outrageous foods for hundreds of years, but there are some things that I just wouldn’t dream of putting in my mouth. One of them is the anus-shaped Belgian chocolates sold by a cheeky British chocolaterie. Initially the creator tried to cast his own anus with slightly messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to let him cast her own delightful anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting. The lady who kindly donated her services has no idea that her anus has now gone global. The sublime leads the viewer not to persuasion, but to ecstasy. Longinus stresses that transgressive artists are not necessarily shameless fools, even if they take risks that seem “bold, lawless, and original”. Complete liberty promotes spirit and hope. Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 30% off the cost of all items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles, chocolate, and a cast your own anus kit. This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus!Watch an unboxing and review with Firebox, Canal+ documentary, or read about us online Cosmopolitan– Vice. More videos here We poured scented wax into a mould of an anus, so you can experience this wonderous state of the sublime. If that alone doesn’t get you there, double up with our world renowned chocolate anus. Sight, touch, taste, and smell, the rest is up to you! Captain Mango likens it to Carl Jung’s theory of the “shadow,” the portion of our personality that through the course of our life, is relegated to the darkness of the unconscious. “A lot of times, the shadow is something you’re ashamed of and want to ignore,” expounds Robin Robertson, a 74-year-old Jungian-oriented clinical psychologist in L.A. who tells me that the shadow is often the best part of us that we hadn’t realized was there. From early childhood we’re taught that the anal area is “dirty” and “private,” agrees Shawn DeGraw, a 23-year-old animator I meet on the Jung subreddit. “I see a moulding like this to be embracing a bodily feature not often appreciated but vital for life.” Ingredients: Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) It seems like the chocolate anus idea evolved out of your other work. I think all of my work is a continuous process. Things turn up sort of out of nowhere; I don't question it. I'm not a highly conceptual artist, it just came to me. It's not something I would have chosen to have done for a long time but it led onto other things and I was quite happy with it.