The very happiest of birthdays to one of life’s best people. I am grateful for every day we spend on Earth together! Dad I’m struggling to find pants that fit you at your age so I’ve just popped a tenner in here and you can sort yourself out. If you like writing short and snappy messages for your loved one’s birthday, we’ve thought of some excellent choices for you to include in your chosen card. And you can pair these marvellous messages with one of our traditional cards to match: You’re now entering the period of your life where all of your favourite childhood film and tv has been remade twice over. I was going to joke about getting old but then I realised that I'm older than you, so Happy Birthday my dear.

Happy Birthday to you [Mr/Mrs Name] we hope that this new year of your life will bring more possibility and we hope to be part of it. Happy 60th to a special husband. Men are supposed to look better as they age. I guess that must have skipped you. is the new…. Wait… what was I saying? Never mind, have a truly memorable 60th! 70th Birthday Messages to Surprise them Treat yourself to all the best things on your birthday, as you’re one of the best things in my life! Happy 60th Bro. Now you’re 60 you’re going to start weeing at random, forgetting where you left your keys, groaning after every minor limb movement and finding bits of food wedged in your nose hair. Fun times ahead.Whether he’s your best mate, your brother, or your work colleague, there are plenty of birthday card messages you can send his way:

Yes, they might get on our nerves from time to time with their constant nagging, but you know they only do it because they care. So show them how much you care about them with our choice of heartfelt birthday messages for dad, mum, nan, and grandad: I hope everyone spoils you as much as you do us all year round. Happy Birthday, Dad. Never change! We love you. I thought I would leave you a while to come to terms with your age before sending your birthday gift this year. Happy belated birthday! You are four times as old as a twenty-year old. That means you’re four times the fun! Happy Birthday. Happy 60th. You’re one year older than Doctor Who, an ancient decades old alien who’s been around longer than the whole of humanity. That’s got to be depressing.

Can I borrow your wisdom and maturity? After sixty you won’t be needed those things anyway. Happy Birthday… From all of us at [company/team name] wishing you nothing but fulfilment and happiness on this special day! Happy Birthday from all of us. The people you work with really make a job rewarding. The best thing about my job is working with you. Happy Birthday!

I’m so grateful to have you in my life, and wishing you a happy birthday is the least I can do in return! You are my blue crayon, the one I never have enough of, the one I use to colour my Sky." – A.R. Asher It’s a good thing you’ve had 80 years to build a good sense of humour because I’m relying on you to say something funny. Happy 80th Birthday! Brilliant Birthday Card Messages for a special 90thFive dozen…it’s 60. (That’s a bingo call, it’s where you’ll be spending your evenings from now on you old soak)

Happy birthday, let’s get this party started with plenty of champagne and celebrate growing another year older together. It’s not a good birthday until you’ve got the alcohol sweats, vomited at least three times, and passed out in some poor stranger's crotch. If your loved ones just love having a laugh, then you can wish them a “Happy Birthday” with a comical touch. Just find one of our funny birthday cards and write one of these brilliant birthday card messages inside, to make them giggle with gratitude: You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.” – Coco Chanel Happy 21st Birthday! Live for today, laugh ‘till it hurts & celebrate like you’ve never celebrated! Funny 30th Birthday Messages to Make them Laugh

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To the founder of what we now call our family. Happy 90th Birthday! May you be pampered, showered with affection and crawled all over by your grandchildren. Don’t forget, for a 100th Birthday, you can arrange a letter with a birthday message from the King.