Hucow Farm: The Complete Anthology

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Nine am," Farmer Joe answered. "That was quite a sleep you were havin' there son." I didn't like it when people called me son. "Eggs for breakfast?" I’m not a hucow,” he says. “My-- my parents aren’t hucows. My brother isn’t a hucow. No one in my family is.” The crow of a rooster poked through the strange dream I'd been having and I opened my eyes to see the room we were staying in bathed in sunlight. I blinked a few times as my eyes got adjusted to the light, then opened them again and swung my feet over the side of the bed and onto the floor. Looking beside me I realized Mandy wasn't there. My stomach lurched and memories of the previous night and my apprehensions filled my head. Scrambling into my clothes, I splashed some cold water on my face from the bowl on the dresser in the corner of the room, towelled off, opened the door and dashed down the stairs two at a time. Heart kindly pointed out to me that Dani was probably busy in IMs. Duh, Gina. Dani did inform me that she enjoyed watching the spirals that pictured the real-life women attached to milk machines in what appeared to be the most awkward positions. The conversation with Dani ended, only producing more questions than answers. Can't say I did," I replied, trying hard not to sound irritated. How the hell was I supposed to know this was a no man's land where you had to have your car all gassed up just to survive?

You know, you're not supposed to drive on spares for very long? They only there to get you to the next..." It was my turn to interrupt. Oh it was no trouble at all, Tom." TJ replied, walking over to me with a steaming cup of coffee. He placed it on the table in front of me. I felt a wave of guilt and shame at ever having doubted these people. Typical city boy. Daisy’s spot. Language: English Words: 3,943 Chapters: 2/2 Comments: 3 Kudos: 100 Bookmarks: 8 Hits: 2,316 Dr. Rochelle whistled idly as he pulled on the sterile lab coat and the blue latex gloves and finally pulled the thin, white blanket off of the boy’s form. Language: English Words: 29,906 Chapters: 3/3 Collections: 1 Comments: 49 Kudos: 938 Bookmarks: 161 Hits: 87,971

Farms / Dairies Total : 1704

This here's Mandy and her husband Tom," Farmer Joe replied. "Boys found 'em on the side of the road. Spare blew out. This is my wife Martha."

At 25 you'd been ruling a country, running a successful trading business, gaining new territories, and keeping your people happy. Overall your six years in power have gone exceptionally well for such a young leader. However a disturbance is made in your happy country as Big Mom's intrest is piqued by your sweet island and its inhabitants of hucows and bulls. Language: English Words: 19,249 Chapters: 8/? Comments: 39 Kudos: 181 Bookmarks: 43 Hits: 5,075

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It’s a short but fun and lighthearted read but the ending left me wanting to know what happened next. Well, here is my version of what happens next. Yes, so uncomfortable,” he said, as if he were talking to a dog or a puppy. “Let’s get you out of there and to your stall.” Language: English Words: 7,315 Chapters: 2/2 Comments: 13 Kudos: 811 Bookmarks: 104 Hits: 53,805

Nice to meet you Tom," Farmer Joe replied grabbing my hand with his and squeezing. I stopped breathing for a second as he squeezed my hand. The man had a handshake like a vice grip. "What brings you out to these parts, Tom?" I couldn't help but grunt as he released me from the handshake. I tried not to show the pain I was in. As I burst into the kitchen I saw Mandy sitting quietly chewing on some toast and eggs, Martha at the stove stirring a bubbling pot and Farmer Joe and his farm hands by the counter sipping cups of coffee. I breathed a sigh of relief and chided myself for how suspicious I was of everyone. It's gonna be anythin' but trouble, Tommy. Now finish your eggs and we'll get on our way." A giant plate of eggs and toast appeared before me and I dug in, hungry from the previous days adventures. As soon as I was done Farmer Joe finished his coffee and put the empty cup in the sink.So of course a cat left to his own devices would find the nicest, quietest spot on the property to nap.

The sound of the tire rubber swatting against the wheel well slowed as I pulled the car over onto the shoulder. As soon as we rolled to a stop I looked over at Mandy. She sighed, her big breasts heaving up and down in the tank top she was wearing. I looked through the windshield again and felt a swell of rage come over me. I wrote this to provide more story around the Manga: Nyuugyuu Shoujo Kaori (Dairy Cow Girl Kaori). You should be able to find the chapters by doing an internet search for the title, but you will need to disable any child-safe filters. Frankly, I thought this was a charming little story and I sincerely recommend reading through it before reading my story. It's only four chapters and tells Kaori's story quite well, but it left me with some questions and a few dark suspicions. Language: English Words: 68,173 Chapters: 10/10 Comments: 21 Kudos: 128 Bookmarks: 31 Hits: 39,491 Sir, there ain't a town for at least sixty miles in either direction. You see the signs when you drove into this stretch of desert? Fuel up, make sure you have water, all that? Hell, even cell phones don't work out here none." Tim becomes a hucow. He doesn't adjust to it very well at all. Language: English Words: 6,381 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 28 Kudos: 302 Bookmarks: 28 Hits: 8,907Jon, the catboy, had been living with them for the last few months, unbeknownst to the owner of the ranch. He was still a bit wild — still nonverbal, still wary, with a tendency to hiss and scratch when he was stressed — but the rest of the herd loved him to death, and he finally got comfortable enough to wander around on his own. Tsk tsk," Martha said wagging her finger. I rubbed my eyes with my hand. "Shouldn't be driving on spares..." As we walked into the kitchen a large woman who was standing at the counter turned around to face us. When she saw the two of us she looked surprised at first, but as soon as she got a closer look at Mandy her face too turned into a great big smile. Well no use standin' around outside, why don't you two come on in and we'll show were you can sleep for the night." He turned around and started walking towards the house. I looked at Winston and TJ. They were smiling and waiting for us to follow. It seemed normal enough and again, there wasn't much choice. The limp, sleeping body had been delivered to his workstation at the end of his shift the day before and it usually took a full day to get them dosed with the proper drugs and then hooked up to the machine that would be their home until they no longer met production quotas.