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These were the best Newcastle takeover jokes as submissions to Companies House ‘prove advanced talks are nearing completion’: All of Your Aunt Fanny’s shows sold out last year and Geordies clearly have an appetite for comedy. Newcastle is home to the only Stand Comedy Club outside Scotland and there are independent standup nights in theatres and pubs across the city. “The north-east has a rich tradition of alternative or surreal comedy,” says Seymour Mace, who performed his first standup gig here in 2000. “We seem to be good at being daft.” He has a monthly improvised show at the Stand and pops up at other nights, including Matt and Hal’s Gag Reels – a film-themed live panel show. If you apply the front brake on your bike too hard, you’ll crowp your creels”. 17. “Don’t do that or the neighbours will play war”
There's no indication that the crisps have to be of the Tudor variety, although that's clearly preferable. Geordie saying: dunch
“Calm doon, al mek a cuppa”
Joe Carr: Paul Simpson takes a phone call from Sam Allerdyce. ‘Paul the players I have are crap man have you got any training tips I can try, something dead simple’.... just put out some wheeley bins and ask the players to dribble around them’.
Here are all the best Newcastle relegation jokes after their fate was confirmed with one game left to play: I like that they’re advertising cervical screening, but then I love a smear campaign." Just These Please Kohli’s own material plays on his Geordie-Indian heritage. “The north-east is one of my favourite places to gig, because there’s certain jokes I can do that just don’t travel,” he says. Although his fringe debut, Newcastle Brown Male, didn’t need much explaining, a bit about an imagined restaurant called the Pure Raj (a pun on “radge”, meaning a mood, an angry person or something extreme) is loved by Newcastle crowds, but baffles elsewhere.
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It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class. Ann Widdecombe has said ‘science could find an answer’ to being gay. Being gay is not a question, but if it was the answer is 'Yass Kween'.” Joe Sutherland This appears to be another phrase with its origins in Sunderland. But we rather like it, so in it stays. Read More Related Articles
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.A slight resurgence under new manager Rafael Benítez was not enough to keep the club in the Premier League and they now face the next campaign in a lower division with a high wage bill after splashing out on players this season.
Goal! Newcastle United 0, Manchester City 3. Riyad Mahrez (Manchester City) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Oleksandr Zinchenko with a cross. A statement to foreshadow the fact that Newcastle city centre will be full of disorientated and loud Geordies. 9. “Divvin’ be nebby” Karina O’Donohue, from Durham: A man walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Sunderland shirt, bobble hat and scarf. The barman says, “Hey! No pets allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!” You're supposed to say 'Break a leg' to actors. Break a leg? It's not even relevant. That's like saying to a 100-metre hurdler, 'I hope you forget your lines!'" Izzy MantA Geordie friend of mine advised that when judging Southerners we must always remember that they have not had the benefit of our disadvantages.” – Harry Pearson I'm not very empathetic, but I have friends who are so I just imagine how they must feel." Ian Smith
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