Only Fools And Horses - The Scripts Vol 1

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Del – Yes, I know! But they’re still human beings! I mean, if some pervo wants to get it going with ‘arf a pound of latex and a lump of oxygen, well that’s his business. As far as I’m concerned he can have a meaningful relation- ship with a…with a barrage balloon. Of the 64 Only Fools episodes that were made over the 23 years the show ran for, almost all of them will have featured some aspect or another inspired by real life. But of those 64 there are 14 in particular where John based the script off of a true story, adding his own flair to them and working out exactly where the Trotters could fit in. Things have gone so well for the Trotters that Del and Rodney decide to treat Uncle Albert to a surprise birthday party. Dates Full Script Del – Yeah, yeah. we’re still there. Listen, you know before you go home you ought to come round to the flat. We can have a chat about old times, you know. You can stay for tea.

Del – Of course! Perfect. So where would we meet and how would we recognise each other assuming of course she fancies the idea – what d’you say her name was again? Del – Well, you can’t go wrong here. I hope you don’t mind me saying this, Raquel, but well I’m very surprised to find that someone like you – attractive and talented – at a computer dating Del – No, I wanted more than that! I wanted enough money to set us up proper. Wait a minute, if they’re willing to settle for two grand out of court, think what they’ll settle for in court!Realising that even if he had wanted to stop he wouldn’t be able to, Rodney puts his life in the hands of the gods. Rodney – Alright, alright we’ll just have a look at the problem, right. On the one hand right, you don’t want to Del (Cont’d) – They said I may never walk again! Rodney, Rodney, my brother, I know that in your heart of hearts you never meant to disable me! And I just want you to know I won’t hold it against you.

This is lunchtime. We can hear piano music. Boycie is at the bar wearing his usual wide-awake clothes. Mike is leaning on the bar and looking grimly in the direction of the piano. We see Albert at the piano. He is playing an off-key middle eight to some mysterious song. Agent – Yes, I’ll tell her. When, or indeed if, you and Miss Turner should meet, we do emphasise the importance of complete honesty. There is very little future in fabrication or deceit. Agent – (Cont’d) Ah, now there’s a lady here who may suit. Obviously a refined lady, she’s on the board of governors of an arts fund committee. Thirty-eight years old. Del – Hello Boycie – Del Boy. Yeah listen, I want you to do me a very big favour. I want you to recommend me for membership to your masonic lodge.Solly – Their solicitors phoned me today. To save any adverse publicity they’re willing to settle out of court for two grand. JOHN SULLIVAN – A TELEVISION HEAVEN BIOGRAPHY". Televisionheaven.co.uk. Archived from the original on 15 October 2012 . Retrieved 26 April 2018. Barry – I don’t want ’em. Last night I had about 400 of them things. I sold ’em all this morning for 15 quid each.

Like every Chinese take-away in the country, this one has a TV blaring in the corner. Denzil is at the counter and there are a few other customers behind him.

A Royal Flush Full Script

Albert has opened the box and produces a bundle of tattered and brown letters and photographs, etc. Cassandra – It’s just the things you’ve told me about him. He seems like an interesting kind of person. Del moves a few yards away, wearing a greedy and satisfied grin. He now turns suddenly and urgently as if hearing something.