We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different! There are so many different ways to eat ass. And according to Zane, the key is good positions, comfort, and fun (obviously). Willy Wonka: Easy, guys...I put my pants on just like the rest of you--one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make chocolate rivers so smooth and delicious fat kids are willing to drown in them for a taste. Now let's get to business here. Show me what you got.

Chocolatier 2: Willy, uh, I don't know. I mean, do you not think maybe a hunk of chocolate shaped like a butthole would maybe make people not want to eat it?

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Watch an unboxing and review with Firebox, Canal+ documentary, or read about us online Cosmopolitan– Vice. More videos here Magnus Irving puts you on some weird table with your anus facing him. He tells you to relax and smile as he pushes your legs above your head and spreads your butt cheeks. Then Magnus pours hot liquid chocolate all over your anus and waits for it to harden. If you're looking at this version of butthole and thinking "that's a little lowbrow for me," don't worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious! These are all questions Manta recommends having before jumping into any kind of play, including anal. It’s particularly important to lay down whether rimming is going to be the ‘main event’ or if penetrative anal sex (or another kind of play) is the destination. Not everyone who explores rimming will want this to progress to intercourse, but misconceptions can lead to assumptions in the bedroom, so it’s best everyone is clear. Preparation around cleanliness is down to the individual and what both partners are comfortable with. Some people don’t do any cleaning at all beforehand (after all, butt holes are not inherently dirty and you wouldn’t spend ages cleaning before any other kind of oral sex!) and some people like a bit of sweat down there. Discuss what the two of you would prefer, and make your own rules. How to eat ass

Want to do something extra special for your girlfriend or boyfriend this Valentine’s day? Look how tasty this molded butthole looks. Just want to bite into it and savor, right? Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global. How's everyone doing? Good? I'm so glad! Well, let's not putz around anymore, we all know why we're here—buttholes! Chocolate buttholes, to be specific. Even more specifically, premium chocolate buttholes you can buy for your best friends and family as a token of your love and appreciation! This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus!We aren’t necessarily condoning anal douching, but if you’re going to do it, there are some guidelines you can follow to do it safely: Materials you’ll need She also notes that if the receiver is feeling like they want to remove hair from the area, they could wax or shave but this should be done at least 12 hours before rimming commences, as the skin will be very raw and sensitive. If you do remove your hair from the area, note that this can make it easier to catch an STI. So, safe sex is even more important in this situation. Willy Wonka: Alright, guys, I think we're ready to select the first of the next big hits in the chocolate industry. By the way, my name is Willy Wonka. Yes, the Willy Wonka. And I gotta tell you: fellas...you have got what appears to be a dynamite grasp of the cacao bean! The world’s first Chocolate Anus first saw the light of day in 2006. London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. At that show he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch heritage. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today. What could be more delicious that exact chocolate replica of your anus? I think I want to eat a mold of my own.

Looking for that unique gift, secret Santa ideas, or a cheeky Valentine’s Day present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! Just as you would with oral sex on a vagina or penis, keep communication open throughout the act with your partner, asking them what they’re enjoying and what’s not working for them, and adapt your approach depending on their response. How to spice things up

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Several years ago, Willy Wonka sat down with the UK's most distinguished chocolatiers to lay down the next big release in artisan chocolate. He tried many of their stunning and revolutionary manipulations of the finest Belgian exports, and felt rejuvenated by the abundance of creativity and potential. However, none of their singular confectionery creations quite hit the mark on its own. Here is the story of how Edible Anus Chocolates were born. As for the giver, it's just something so hot and kinky and enjoyable." He likens the act to going down on people. If you’re someone who enjoys performing oral sex on penises or vaginas and offering that pleasure to a partner, you’re probably going to like rimming.

Chocolatiers lay before Willy Wonka a spread of rounded truffles, salted caramel logs, nougat-centered milk chocolates with tops spun like roses, and a solid, 85% dark confection shaped like an ass. Consent and communication are the cornerstones of all good sex, whether it’s your standard missionary or rimming. Sexuality educator and coach Ashley Manta says having a conversation (clothed and in advance of entering the bedroom) will help set you up for success.

My colleague sex educator and researcher Reid Mihalko likes to open with the phrase, 'I have an idea!' [when bringing up a new sex act with a partner] which helps set the stage for a low-pressure chat. Share what you want (giving or receiving), what about it turns you on, and if you have any requests or boundaries. The other person should have the opportunity to share their thoughts as well." There’s no safety net in porn. Shaw, a veteran of the business and someone who commands a higher price for her anal scenes — something that’s not true of all the women who perform this act — says that she’s heard of women tearing their anuses or developing fissures. And there’s no worker’s comp on the set. The industry demands more and more of its performers without medical help. When asked about what she could do in the event of an injury, Shaw said this to Vice: “No one ever talks about that. They make you sign waivers before you do these scenes. You’re absolutely not going to get workers’ comp.” Anal douching isn’t something you need to do every day, but there may be some circumstances where you need to feel very clean — like if you’re having receptive anal sex. If this is the case, you can consider anal douching. Mantilla N, Jorge J. The Management of Pruritus Ani. IntechOpen; 2022. doi:10.5772/intechopen.102782 Use things that are designed for anal pleasure, like vibrating butt plugs, anal beads, or a prostate stimulating massager," Manta says. This is really important, as most sex toy related injuries stem from people inserting a foreign object that wasn’t designed for anal play into their butt. This includes vaginal sex toys — do not put those in your bum!