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A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist. Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?" The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping. It was pretty in tents. Well,” says Dr Watson, “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” A man goes to his doctor... The man says, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening...

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower, and flush toilet. I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.". A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor tent The rabbit says "I might be a type O"An absolutely vital consideration to take into account is that you will have the space available to actually put your tent up. We recommend that you measure not once, but twice, before making your decision. Once you know what space you have to play with, then you know which options are available to you. Gala Tent’s team of experts are more than equipped to offer you the best and most honest advice. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.” – George Carlin I’ve learned that you should never brush your teeth with your left hand when you are camping. A toothbrush works much better. Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he’s gone for the whole weekend.

There is nothing worse, after days of falling asleep by a babbling brook and waking up to a choir chirping birds, than to go inside a house with insulated walls and an obstructive roof. This torturous invention, a cage, a box, prevents you from seeing or hearing anything of natural importance. Make time to free yourself and find a bit of nature.” – Katherine Keith Here is a list of funny camping tent jokes and even better camping tent puns that will make you laugh with friends. If you go on a country walk, keep looking up and saying 'wow' to yourself. Pretty soon, everyone will be looking up to see what's so interesting. When they do, just say whatever you were looking at has gone. But remember to start doing it again a little later! 9. The Animal Poo Prank!After a long day of hiking, start to talk about different types of snakes. When your grown up isn't looking, sneak a rubber snake into their sleeping bag and wait for a huge scream when they settle down for a good night's sleep! 2. The Balloon Prank! I went to my Dr. the other day and said doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam He said relax you're two tents If, like us, you’re a big fan of dressing up for the occasion, then a marquee party tent is the ideal adaptable asset for your party-hosting passion. They are essentially one huge blank canvas for you to decorate how you see fit, and according to the occasion. Want a 20s themed Great Gatsby party one month and a Hawaiian hula party the next? A garden marquee will absolutely offer that to you. They will enable you to get as creative as you like, as often as you’d like.