Why did the pharmacist refuse to give the patient her medication? Because it was a bitter pill to swallow. What did the pharmacist say to the rude customer? “You must have a prescription for your bad attitude!” The pharmacist told me I’m taking antidepressants but he has yet to receive a from the in-surance company to cover the cost.

Why did the pharmacist dress up as a chef for Halloween? They wanted to whip up some medication soufflés. The pharmacist asked me if I needed any help, and I replied, ‘Just looking for love in all the wrong places.'”What did the pharmacist say to the customer who asked if they had any gluten-free medication? We have pill-tolerant options. Why did the pharmacist become a personal shopper? They knew how to give the right dose of retail therapy. The pharmacist asked me if I had taken this kind of medicine before, I replied “Negatory, Good Buddy”. The pharmacy technician was trying to make French cheese and added penicillin to it by mistake. All his efforts failed because of the anti-brie-otic.

This gave them all thought. In a moment, the doctor said “send them to my clinic, we have been able to do great things for people blinded in this way.” Then the lawyer said, “my firm can help them recover the money needed for their eye operations.” The engineer just said, “why can’t they play at night?” Pharmacy Jokes 5:Why did the pharmacist refuse to sell his car to his coworker? He didn’t like his drug-paced life anymore. Why did the pharmacist become a personal trainer? They knew how to give the right dose of exercise. I asked the pharmacist for Viagra, but he gave me Tic Tacs. He said they’re the same size and color – it’s all about confidence.” The pharmacist took his family on holiday to visit his family in Tamworth, but the trip was a dud, everyone just wanted to SEAT. “Pharm-a-SEA of Punny Names: Prescription for Laughter” Why did the pharmacist recommend a juice cleanse to the customer? They needed to flush out their system.