The Speeding Driver: A man is speeding down a highway when he gets pulled over by a cop. The officer comes up to the car and says, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?” The man replies, “I’m sorry officer, I was rushing to a lecture about the negative impacts of alcohol abuse and the importance of staying within the law.” Intrigued, the officer asks, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man smirks and says, “My wife.” Why did Ohio produce 20 astronauts? Because it's so boring, the inhabitants want to leave the planet Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown. The Spelling Bee: A boy enters a spelling bee at school. The teacher says, “your word is ‘crab’”. The boy replies “C-R-A-P”. The teacher laughs and says “that’s funny but that’s not how you spell crab”.

Why did the Ohioan bring a stopwatch to the race? Because they wanted to time the runners at the Columbus Marathon!The Talking Muffin: Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!” Who was the best female finance lady in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet Biden has won so many times in Michigan now he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

Why did the Ohioan bring a compass to the amusement park? Because they wanted to find their way to Cedar Point! Did you know they had cars in Jesus’ time? Yup. The Bible says the disciples were all of one Accord. Why did the football coach in Ohio go to art class? He wanted to learn how to draw up some “Xs” and “O’s”! He could think of the world beyond Akron, which wasn’t such a bad place but was, you know, Akron.” – Stephen King Why did the Ohioan bring a fan to the concert? Because the music in Columbus was too hot to handle!Why did the Ohioan bring a notepad to the museum? Because they wanted to take notes on Ohio’s history! Why do Ohioans close their windows at night after first hearing spring peepers? So they can still hear them while snuggled under their down comforter.

What happens when someone from Cincinnati moves to Cleveland? The average IQ of both cities goes up. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home. Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled? The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor. According to the Ohio driver’s education manual, you must honk the horn when passing another vehicle. Why did the scarecrow move to Ohio? Because it heard the jokes about “corny” humor, and it felt right at home!Even the graduates from Ohio State are not the best… by u/YourShoeIsUntied Ohio is a strange word Memes about traveling in Ohio Why do the Cincinnati Bengals eat cereal straight out of the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl. You’ll laugh so hard that you’ll feel happy inside after reading these Ohio jokes. Come on, let’s go! Why did the Ohioan bring a kite to the beach? Because they wanted to soar over the shores of Lake Erie!

So the Cleveland Indians are changing their name because they think it's derogatory to a group of people: Their new name: Three giants are jawing about whose father was the tallest. The first giant says: “My pa’ was so big, when he would start stomping, his left boot was in Ohio and his right was in Iowa.” The Optimistic Son: A man was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?” “Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”The 50 Cent Piece: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” The Silent Treatment: A husband and wife were having a fight. The wife decided to go for the silent treatment. The husband, realizing he was in trouble, wrote on a piece of paper: “Wake me up at 6 AM, I have a flight.” The next morning, he woke up at 9 AM and missed his flight. Furious, he saw a piece of paper on the bedside table: “Wake up, it’s 6 AM.”