Shark-infested Custard: The Joke Book to Get Your Teeth into

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The series was originally broadcast at 4:30 pm on Fridays on CITV, within the children’s programming slot on the ITV network. It co-starred Siobhan Hayes, Ronne Coyles, Dave Thompson and Joann Condon. [2] [3] The name of the show was derived from the punchline of the well known children’s joke: What’s yellow and dangerous? – Shark infested custard! On 25 August 2016, Hill became a patron of Action Duchenne which funds research for Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and fights for improved standards of care. [37] Television – News – British Comedy Awards 2006: The Winners". Digital Spy. 13 December 2006 . Retrieved 24 October 2011.

In 2020, Harry Hill started presenting Harry Hill's World of TV. Using archive clips, this TV Burp-style show pokes fun at television, with each episode themed around a specific genre. [21] Novels [ edit ] The panel show sees Harry welcoming two teams of two celebrity guests as they are tasked with saving planet Earth from alien invasion by sending evidence (via the "fun capsule" of the title) that Earthlings are good fun and therefore worthy of saving from destruction. Harry alludes to the premise of the show as being rather tenuous in a running joke during each show's introduction, before introducing the two teams of guests, usually a mix of comedians and television stars. How are these men flawed? They’re all casual racists and not so casual misogynists. Women are strictly pieces of meat to these guys. A woman’s appeal is strictly physical. How long are her legs? How large are her breasts? How does she smell? And they’ll think nothing of cheating on a wife or girlfriend or simply walking out on them if they think something better has come along.The brothers hugged and thanked all their friends for helping rescue Maximus. They promised that next time they would learn to cross the stream together. It's the perfect place for men on the prowl and there are so many stewardesses and nurses bunked up there that a guy can't help but score. This story is told from various points of view among four young men who have made their home in this complex- Larry Dolman the ex- cop, Hank Norton the pharmaceutical sales rep, Eddie Miller the pilot, and Don Luchessi, who sells silverware for an old British firm. They work as little as possible, spend hours at the pool, and on martinis. I am not entirely sure why I chose this topic for the week’s one liners, but here are some puns on the theme of yellow jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…

Miguel was strong and could jump over two stones at a time. But he would always ask for his brother’s help with his first leap. Williford said, “The Shark-Infested Custard” "says a good deal about the brutalization of urban life—at least in Miami. It’s written in the hard-boiled tradition of James M. Cain, Horace McCoy, and I suppose, it is a fairly nasty picture of so-called ordinary young men who are making it down here. But such was my intention . . .” At the end of each episode, an event called "The Badger Parade" was supposed to take place. The parade featured a number of puppet badgers that included " Gareth Southgate badger" and " Tasmin Archer badger", among others – however, every week, there would be some kind of problem, resulting in the badgers being unable to perform. In place of the badger parade, Hill would usually sing a song, with a guest that he had invited onto the show. A tie-in book relating to the series was released in October 1998, entitled Harry Hill's Fun Book.The Hobbit holds off Anchorman 2 at UK box office – top 10 in full". Digital Spy. 24 December 2013 . Retrieved 19 October 2014.

Maximus was swept downstream. The brothers knew that way led to a waterfall, which fell into a deep pond. Seeing their brother with his eyes closed, Miguel and Manuel began to shout, directing him to the next stone. But Maximus refused to listen. Some critics have called the four protagonists sociopaths, but they’re not. They’re relatively successful. They’re conscientious when it comes to their jobs and their friends (and for Don, his daughter). They’re just typical male specimens of that period that came after the sexual revolution and before AIDS. They’re part of the “Me Generation.” They’re into self-fulfillment and self-actualization and self-realization. They’re strictly into doing their own thing. They’ve got their own bag. Dig it?The Harry Hill Movie gets 20 December UK release date". BBC News. 16 October 2013 . Retrieved 19 October 2014.

If comedians were sandwich spreads (which they should be), then Harry Hill would indubitably be Marmite. To the lovers, he’s a comic genius who can have you guffawing out your Saturday teatime sausages just by turning to side camera, shrugging his shoulders and pulling a funny face. To the haters, he’s a grown man in an oversized shirt with an unhealthy badger obsession, who threw away a respected medical vocation to act like a primetime berk. I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her. Hyland, Ian (10 March 2017). "Harry Hill's superb Alien Fun Capsule is a bit like TV Burp repeating itself". Daily Mirror. Okay, so I loved this, but I can't decide whether to give it three or four stars. It lost some steam towards the end, and also I felt like a book that's told from the perspective of four different people needs to make a stronger and more successful effort to differentiate their voices.... BUT, this ruled and I really did enjoy reading it. For some reason it reminded me of Jacqueline Susann, but for/about men instead of women, and set in the seventies. Marriages and Births England and Wales 1984–2006". Findmypast.com. Archived from the original on 28 February 2009 . Retrieved 15 June 2009.A guy goes to a fancy dress party A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a mouth full of custard. When asked what he came as, he pushed both sides of his cheeks in and then said, Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks. Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do. Shark Joke 65 Byrne, Ciar (19 May 2003). "Capital Hill recruited for radio". The Guardian. ISSN 0261-3077 . Retrieved 24 November 2023. a b Hind, John (16 July 2011). "Harry Hill: 'There's no such thing as healthy eating' ". The Guardian. theguardian.com . Retrieved 15 March 2014. The series was produced by Hill's long-running production company, Avalon Television, and was initially broadcast on ITV between 2005 and 2006. Hill co-wrote the series with the comedian Dean Wilkinson.