Cards Against Humanity: Your Dumb Jokes • 50 Blank Cards For Your Awful Inside Jokes

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There are three types of people in the world. Those of us who are good at math and those of us who aren't. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in a while. The sentiment behind this dark joke highlights the suddenness and inevitability of death, using a fly’s abrupt end as a metaphor for life’s fragility.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look, mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”This joke is an example of gallows humor, finding a comic angle in the sudden and violent end of a fly, with a play on words regarding the sequence of impact. Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.” I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came. 37. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.The sentiment reflects the never-ending, slightly absurd challenges of parenting, with a hint of loving exasperation towards children.

The sentiment of this joke offers a humorous yet grim look at life’s brevity, using the absurd idea of a breakdancing fish to highlight the fleeting nature of existence.Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line. Two fish are in a tank. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

The sentiment of this joke is rooted in the juxtaposition of physical pain with emotional betrayal, creating an unexpectedly dark twist on a routine situation. A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel. This dark joke conveys the heartache and reality of Alzheimer’s disease, reflecting the emotional pain of being forgotten by a loved one due to this condition. This joke highlights the dry, understated humor typical in British comedy, using the setting of a surgery to create a darkly humorous situation about inexperience and anxiety. This dark joke’s sentiment uses a grim sense of irony to explore themes of mortality and communication breakdowns, especially in critical life situations like health crises.If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly, everyone is yelling.