DISMAY- When I went for a blood test ,the doctor pulled out a big needle and said DISMAY hurt a little. That is very funy. I had tears on my eyes when I read this joke because of laugh. I hope everyone will the piont of this joke! Leroy(Ghetto child) was ask to do a simple homework assingment . Beffuddle bye the whole school thing ,leroy is a trooper.he was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentence .here's what he handed in: Nin ayaa Xamar ka tagay oo Hargeisa socdaal ku aaday. Ninkii makhaayad buu yimid oo weydiisay in laba koob oo shaah dhalo loogu shubo. Ninkii makhaayada ka shaqeynayey oo dhalo u yaqaana madaxa oo kelya ayaa la yaabay ninkii socdaalka oo ku yiri: A woman on her death-bed says to her husband: "Promise me that your next wife will never wear my clothes". "Hush now", says her husband comforting. "Firstly you will be better soon and secondly she's one foot smaller than you.

One the friends over heard Oomar's curse on his parents plaming them that they give birth to Ugly person(Oomar) he did not laugh at him becase he know his father was INAXAGAA DHEERE...

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This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either... Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts Ila Qosla! malin maal maha ka mida ayaa waxaa adeeg uu dontay storeda waaween nin ku cusbaa maraykanka oo waxna aqrin wuxuu aad uu jeclaan jiray kaluunka iyo wixii qasacadaha ku jirra Short somalia puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somalia humour may include short country jokes also.

Inankii makhayadda ayaa iska shaqaystay oo hawshiisii sii watey. In mudda ah markii uu fadhiyey oo ninkii reer Xamarka ahaana filayo in wax loo soo wado, ayaa waxaa dareemay ninkii makhayadda lahaa oo maqalka fadhiya in ninkan waageeniga u muuqdaa in door ah meesha ku sugayey in wax loo keeno. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party. Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.hada ka hor waxaa dhacday nin magaalo jooga ayah soo gursaday gabar reermii ah gabadh waxaa la baray isda wax loo kariyo muda ka dibi ayey kaligeed wax karsi bilawday.waxaa yimid ninkeedii waxuuna waydiiyay manoo karisay qado markaasey tiri haa welin waxaan ku daray barfuun ninkii waa u yaabay waxuuna u sheegay in cuntada lagu darin barfuuna. The popularity of Somali memes has grown exponentially over the years. It is now considered an integral part of Somali culture and is being used by individuals around the world to connect with each other and spread messages about their culture. The use of Somali memes has enabled the community to maintain its culture in spite of challenges that come with globalization. maalin maalmah ka mid ah ayaah islaan ku kaceen dulal ayqabtay markaas qeyladeedi lagu soo baxay xafaadii oo dhan markaas baa layiri halal hadlo dulash waxaay rabaan markaas baa la yiri maxaad rabtaan.waxaay dheheen waxaan rabnaa faanto ha nalo keeno.faantadii baa loo keenay dhorxabo markaas dadkii xafaada qof ka mid ah baa niyaad iska yiri halxabo oo faanto ah meyiska kaa siiso markaas baa islaantiih qeylisay oo tiri.HA NA CUNIN ASBAX. dadkii oo dhan waa la yaabey oo lais dhahay maxaa ku dhacay islaanta markaas bay farta ku fiiqday qofkii faantada niyada iska yiri waxaay noqotay gabar dariiska ah meeshii ceeb baa ka dhacday oo waa la kal yaacay. islaantii waa raysatay shaqdeedi bay ku labatay oo ah dukaan.islaantii waxaay argtay marar badan oo gabadhi faantada dhaafeysa dukaanka oo rukuun ka ahaan jirtay islaantii baa weydiisay gabar ay dhashay oo tiri maxaa kudhacay heblo oo noo dhaafaysaa markaas gabagdeydii tiriHOOYO SOO TAHA CEEBEYSATAY markaas islaantii tiri oo maxaan ku ceebeystay gabadhii baa tiri markii aad qabtay dulash baa faato lagu keenay gabadhun niyaada iska tiri halxabo faanto ah meyiska kaasiisoo halka baad ku ceebeysay.islaanti way yaabtay ootiri CAKU DULASHEEDA DADKII WAX IGA GADANAAYA BEY IGU DIREEN. Laba nin baa ku wada jiray dugsigii Xalane ee tababarka lagu qaadan jirey ee ku yaalay magaalada Muqdishu xilliyadii todobatanaadkii iyo sideetamaadkii 1970s, and 1980s. Labada nin midi waa reer Muqdisho oo gurigooda ayuu Jimcaha u caraabaa. Ka kalena waa reer Hargeysa oo isagu magaaladan cid kama yaqaan oo inta badan xerada Xalane dhexdeeda ayuu iska joogaa. Waxa dhacaysa in ninkii reer Muqdishaad uu mar walba cuntooyin kala jaad ah uu u soo qaato Xalane sanduuqna ku qufusho oo sariirtiisa hoosteeda gashado maca dharkiisa. Habeenkii danbe ayuu kii reer Hargeysa gaajooday intuu saqdii dhexe kacay ayuu sanduuqii intuu gabigiisiiba banaanka u qaatay ku soo jabsaday oo wax ka soo cunay ka dibna ninkii halkii uu hore u yaallay u dhigay sanduuqii. Nevertheless, he gets up and is surprised to find that he feels good; in fact, he feels great ... no hangover! The phone rings. It's his buddy asking him how he feels.

oomar very funny I laugh so hard I almost spilled out of my chair keep it coming Bro. very funny indeed. Nin reer xamar aa aadey Hargeysa oo business kabo samayn ah ka bilaabey. Lacag badan markuu ka helay uu saaxiib oo xamar jooga u soo war diray inuu meeshaan imaado oo business ka furto. Saaxiibkii waa imaaday wuxuu furtay meel masawirada lagu cadeeyo. Maalintii dambe aa waxaa u imaaday nin qaldaan ah oo tooray ku findhicilanaayo, markaasuu dhahay "Waryaahee filimkan oo cadaysan aan beri kaa rabaa". Ninkii footada lahaa oo naxsan aa saaxiibkii kabaha sameeyn jiray u tagay oo dhahay saa saa dhacday, filimna hal maalin laguma cadayn karo waa in xamar loo diro,waxay qaadanee labo usbuuc. Aadaa dhibtaan ii keenay oo dhahay meehaan imoow, hada maxaan samaynaa?. Saaxiibkiis wuxuu ku dhahay waxba ha nixin...saan samee beri markuu soo noqdo. Beridii aan ninkii qaldaan oo weli tooraydii istakiin ka dhiganaayo imaaday oo dhahay "Waryee meeye sawiradeeydii?". Ninkii reer xamarka ahaa intuu faas weyn hoos kala soo baxay uu dhabarka ku xoqday uu dhahay..." Aroo masawirka lama usbuuc uus qaataa usoo noqo aan ku dhahay muga". Qaldaankii oo naxsan aa dhahay "Waar qoorta ha iska jarine waan soo noqon doonaa labo usbuuc". Anoo yar ayaa magaalada Baydhabo fasax la ii geeyey waxaana la ii sheegay sheeko magaalada ka dhacday laakiin af maymay aheyd oo aan luqada Soomaaliga kale ku badaley maadaama aanan maymay-ga aad u aqoon:

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markii ey magaaladda akteeda imaadeen, ee waxeey maqleen "adin salaadeed" waa yaabeen odayaasha waligood magaalo ma imaanin... naagtaydu sariirta markaan tagno ohhhh siday u taqaan cayaarta ..habeen walba janada bay isoo salansiisaa.. Once there was a man that came from Somalia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System"(MYASS). you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya..[/quote]