The Office: The Scripts, Series 1

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MIICHAEL: Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP David: I said, "If Head Office try and come here and interfere, they've got me to contend with, okay? You can go and fiddle with Neil's people, but I'm the head of this family. You're not going to fiddle with my children. I am, if anyone does." De Jongste, Henri (2020) Playing with Mental Models: Humour in the BBC Comedy Series The Office. John Benjamins Publishing Company ISBN 9789027261137 JAN: So do you think we can keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.

When you laugh, your brain releases endorphins, your stress hormones reduce and the oxygen supply to your blood is increased.PAM: Roy is my fiancee, we've been engaged about about 3 years, and we were supposed to get married in September, but I think we'll gonna get married in the spring. PAM: I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might It's just, I don't think it's many girls dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations, mostly water color, a few oil pencil. Jim thinks they're good. David: Under "Strengths"... you've just put "accounts." Keith: Yeah. David: That's your job though, that's, that's just— Keith: —Mmm. [nods] David: No, Keith. What. I was sort of looking for your skills within your job. So is there anything else you could have put there? Keith: [shrugs] David: Nope. Okay. Umm... Under "Weaknesses" you've put eczema. Party [2.03] [ edit ] David: How old would you say I was if you didn't know me? Employee: Forty? David: No, how old do you think I look? Employee: Thirty nine? David: Most people think I look about thirty, so.. Employee: Definitely not. David: Oh, you calling them liars?! What do you think? Oliver: Well, between thirty and forty. David: Yes. More honest. Gareth: If you're so clever, what am I thinking now? Tim: You're thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?" Gareth: No. Tim: You're thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?" Gareth: No. And you can't. Tim: What are you thinking Gareth? Gareth: I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark. Judgement [1.06] [ edit ] David: Well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I've been promoted. So, every cloud... You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you? DWIGHT: Ok that's great, I guess, what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.

The first series also features Gervais performing " Free Love Freeway" and the Christmas Special includes him performing "If You Don't Know Me By Now".

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Even though I'm always cool in a situation like this, some people are not, and so I try to make sure I'll do that. Two-factor authentication: provides an extra layer of protection and validates other parties identities via additional means, such as an SMS or phone call.