It’s quite noisy, but with any sort of impact toy some level of noise is unavoidable so I suppose that’s not a big deal. Here is one of many British boys' school stories in which a CP machine appears, this time wielding birches, probably from the interwar period. Timer Mode – You can set the timer from 1 to 5 minutes of spanking, and you can watch it count down to the end. Can you make it all the way through? So like I said, some very cool features with this little timer. Note: You can also use the spanking machine without the timer, but I’m not sure why someone would want to do that? Mounting hardware is not as claimed, and is a bit sloppy in general which will be causing some loss of energy from the “business end”.

Holding Arm/Base– It comes with a clamp and an arm that you attached the spanking machine to. The clamp should be attached to something sturdy and tight enough so that won’t slip, and the spanking machine can be rotated in the arm, in almost any position. This can accommodate the bent over position, the butt over a pillow position, or a laying flat on the bed position. Very versatile and pretty easy to set up. A wonderful invention by Alex Birch, in the form of a spanking machine, is returned after a demonstration leads to an embarrassing and painful situation for a teacher.Continuous Mode – Once you turn on, this spanking machine starts spanking and doesn’t stop until you turn it off. He fell asleep after a while; he must’ve been more tired than he imagined. He dreamed of spankings. A dream where everybody gets their turn. Where everybody gets something. This machine for paddling soldiers who fail to shoot properly was featured in the US edition of Popular Mechanics during World War II.

Random Mode – This mode gives random swats, instead of just perfectly timed out swats. The thought being to simulate more of a real spanking, where swats can happen at various intervals. The utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832) was one of the first writers to contemplate the possibility that corporal punishment might be administered by a machine rather than by a human being. In The Rationale of Punishment he wrote: Here from Germany is a fantasy of automated mass spanking on a truly industrial scale. It comes from Die Körperstrafen bei allen Völkern ("Corporal punishment amongst all peoples"), by Dr Richard Wrede (1898), who attributes it to a magazine, "Fliegenden Blättern", of 1856. It does not look to me as if it could have worked very effectively.Yvette and her online switchy boyfriend take their relationship a stage further when he buys a special spanking machine, which can be controlled remotely. It spanks him with wood and leather paddles as Yvette watches on webcam.