Our Year 5s had a blast with this show. Such a clever, funny, fast-moving script, brilliantly catchy songs and so easy to costume! Great fun from beginning to end - I think this is my new favourite Craig Hawes show!" Eddie flaps his tongue at the mirror but suddenly stops, having noticed something. He pulls his tongue out further, covers it with shaving foam and shaves it.] Isn't it nice here in the cellar? Right, keep your eyes closed, run downstairs and count to ten before you start, OK? OW! Right! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Well, that's us safe for a couple of hours. Ten years I fought in the Falklands! Ten long years! We didn't have toilets! We didn't have telly! No buses.

Richie: Ah, it must be for people who want to get pregnant. Well, I don't think ultra-sensitive's our style, do you? Damn! That's no good! Eddie! Eddie! You've got to take me upstairs and hide me in the cupboard! - What? - Take me upstairs and hide me in the cupboard! I can't get upstairs by myself. I don't know - maybe give it a try? No, we won't give it a try! OK, so who wants to go and hide? Me! Ha! Fooled you! Right, close your eyes and off we go! Close your eyes. At a first glance, it is only slightly different than a traditional initrd. Initramfs' are loaded quite a bit sooner than initrd's are.

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Richie: Ohh, God! I wonder what she'll find down there? I've had them on for three weeks. What am I doing here? Oh yes, where's that biro? Right, chest hair. What do you think, curly or straight? Curly's a bit suggestive, don't you think? Well, seeing as you're a barmaid - and we all know what barmaids get up to - - could you see your way to - Having you bunged out? Well, I've never been "bunged out" before, but I'm game for anything! - Was you in the Falklands? - Shut up! I'm on the brink of a shag! - Have you read "The Joy of Sex"? - I don't read things like that. I thought, "Let's just have a nice little private party, "me, Eddie and his two great mates!" We're the hard core, aren't we? Come on! Drinks all round! So Er, mate Tell me about this road sign.He's not very tight-mouthed today, is he? - Now, dear - When was you there? - Are you a professional bore? - I was in the Falklands. Tutorials, references, and examples are constantly reviewed to avoid errors, but we cannot warrant full correctness OK Oh! Oh! Why won't anybody ever have it off with me? Maybe it's because I'm a big, fat, ugly bastard with a microscopic penis! Hello, Richie. Richie: Oh. Oooh. Ah ha ha ha-ha. Trying to decide which one of us to have, are you? Well before you decide let me tell you that, ah, "Tiny" Eddie here and.. I.. h-hmm.. share the same flat so don't worry, you'll both be waking up in the same house. The guys from the Ark Royal General Pinochet I mean, how could you fake something like that? Ha, ha, ha! I was joking! I'm sorry.

Where is the loot? - Ah, well Brace yourself because Sad Ken wasn't quite the wonder horse that we expected. Japanese can be written from right to left in vertical columns or left to right in horizontal lines. Horizontal writing was first used during the Meiji Period (1868-1912) in Western language dictionaries of Japanese. Today both orientations are used. Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha haa, the old ones are the best ones, aren't they! Who needs girls when you've got your mates! I tell you, there's some things a girl just can't appreciate and Richie's Friday night fryup is one of them. Oil! How about a make-up artist or sex change? I demand to see a lawyer preferably a female nudie one! If you'd shut up, I'll go down the line and see if I can spot the felons.Richie: Ah-ha ha ha ha ha. Yes. Although, if you play your cards right, you could both wind up sleeping in the same.. bed. Molière! Molière! He could bash out a tune or two! # Tum tum tiddly tum tum tum tum tum # And the other twiddly bits. Who's confirmed? Oh, Eddie, you're so old-fashioned! Nobody confirms invites these days! They turn up when they feel like it. TOP TIP: unmute the video to have a watch and a boogie! Full Performance Piano/Vocal Score available (Grade 6/7 Standard) Ever since I was wounded leading the charge at Goose Green in the Falklands, I haven't been able to make love properly.