If times are really slow I’ll use the kid. He’ll step up and buy one. I must have sold him ten thousand Shammies. Who wants a free one? You, madam? Give the lady a cheer, she’s brave enough to put her hand up. I’ll show you what I’m going to do. Here’s what I’m going to give you for free. Here’s a Shammy, keep this in your vehicle, line the floor with it. Here’s another, cut it into quarters, never use a kitchen towel again. And today I’m feeling really generous, so here’s a third one. Keep it for those jumpers, or those big disaster spills. He’s your big gun. Fold him up and save him for when things really get going. Next free thing – I haven’t finished giving things away – the instructions sheet: how to look after Shammy, in case you’ve forgotten anything I’ve told you here today. Now watch, I roll them all up together. Last free thing: the rubber band. It’s important. Keep ahold of that. You’ll need that to go around the big wad of cash you’re going to save from never having to buy another paper towel as long as you live. You’re worrying about your hardwood floor, not that you have one, not that you’re even sure exactly what one is. And if you did have one, why would you have a shitty carpet covering it up? But you know it means something, a hardwood floor, and you don’t want that rotting away. You don’t want the smell soaking into it. We're sorry.We're sorry, this product is not available at this time. Use the search bar to find similar items.

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He didn’t want to go again straight away. He knew the old lady was batshit crazy, didn’t want to jinx it. But the next time we were out he improved. The penny had finally dropped right. He ate a big thing of cotton candy and bought himself a burger and fries. Didn’t have to share the sandwiches from out of my grub box that day. I do ten minutes. The song that never ends. I do ten minutes then I roll over and I do ten more. Busy show, people start coming around at nine, I’ll be full flow from ten and go on until six – later if they let me. When do I piss, when do I eat? If it’s a busy day I don’t. No word of a lie. Eight hours, six goes an hour. Do the math. Uncle Bill, he’s found the Scotch — and I’m glugging out the cola. I soak that square of carpet. I stop, that’s enough? No no, I keep pouring. That’s nearly a half a gallon on this little square of carpet. It’s long past saturated. There’s a pool around it.An amazing German made textile, the Miracle Shammy absorbs up to twelve times its own weight in liquid. Baking Cage – Use the baking cage to cook french fries, wedges, roasted root veges, prawns or any other foods that require constant turning to achieve even cooking. Out I pour the cola — well it’s not cola, it’s water with a bit of food colouring in it. You have to change the bottle occasionally. The label scuffs, gets faded. Like those guys who sell waffles with Nutella on them, only the Nutella jar’s a hundred years old. You won’t catch me at that game. I buy the economy brand cola— nobody wants to see Coca Cola wasted, that’s sacrilege, right?

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But you like the idea of a family business. You like the idea of healthy competition, we like the idea of success. You buy into it. Just to be clear, this gentleman here didn’t hear me a second ago. The single most absorbent material on the planet. You go into the services on the M7 down near Moneygall. It’s a plaza, if you please. You want a coffee, you hit “Large” hold out the regular-sized cup, it’ll fill it up properly. You pay for the regular but you get a large. Think about it though: it’s still only the regular. You’re getting what you pay for. Not an easy thing to do. Think we all agree on that. Some gent in Hereford called me garrulous. I don’t know what that means, maybe you do. But it suits me fine. He smiled when he said it, two rolls of Shammies under his tweedy arm. Want to see the most absorbent material on the planet? Doesn’t look like much, this peach rectangle. Come and hold it if you want to. Don’t be shy, no one ever went no place being shy. Just to be clear, this gentleman here didn’t hear me a second ago. The single most absorbent material on the planet. I’ll give you one fact about it, before I tell you some more. It’s machine washable. Imagine that. The most absorbent material on earth, NASA use it, industry professionals won’t touch anything else, you see the Olympic Games? The German swimmers, what are they using for towels? This stuff. And when you’re done just throw it in the machine, let it dry on the line.

The ePromo Miracle Shammy is your new best friend. It is twice the size of a leather shammy yet ten times more versatile. Wash, dry, wax, buff, polish – all with the same cloth. Use instead of paper towels and watch the money you will save. Big mess? Use it like a sponge. No other material known to man soaks up water like the Miracle Shammy. Option For cleaning windows and mirrors, make sure that your Shammy is thoroughly broken in – the more you use it, the better it gets! Pull in one direction only for a streak free effect. He does five rounds with the Cheese Mill, then he allows himself a smoke. And all the time he’s just waiting for that smoke. He’s pushing his Cheese Mill, showing what it can do to onions, peanut M&Ms, even a boiled egg, but he’s flat, he’s tired; he hates it. He’s a professional, he still manages to push those Mills, but he won’t last. You gotta love it.