What Would Beyoncé Do?!

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Boom. Is your mind blown right now? That triangle looks exactly like the triangle that represented the Illuminati. Jay Z uses it to represent his record label, Roc-A-Fella Records (because he is also an Illuminati member — keep up, now, folks). The power couple is obviously giving a shoutout to their Illuminati homies every time they do this (I'm told their Illuminati squad include Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Kanye West).

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Blue is clearly super talented already, and a source previously told HollywoodLife that Bey and Jay are very supportive of their daughter. “Blue Ivy is a natural performer and, unsurprisingly, she’s also very talented,” our source revealed. “When you see her dance it’s obvious that she was born for it. Beyoncé and Jay-Z really nurture her talent. She’s been in dance classes since she was a toddler, and she’s always been included in everything her mom and dad are doing, too.” Blue Ivy." Have you ever heard of a child named after a color before? Not likely. But here's the thing: she's not. Beyoncé's daughter, naturally, will be inculcated into the Illuminati life, and Jay Z and Beyoncé decided to start that immediately by branding her with the name: " Born Living Under Evil, Illuminati’s Very Youngest," according to Pop Dust. Beyoncé is crazy famous — people even call her "queen." Do you think that sort of fame just happens? Of course not. Obviously, it's the work of a bunch of inside Illuminati members with high-up connections in the music industry. You think her empire was the product of talent and hard work? Don't be silly. Open your eyes to the Illuminati.Now that the tour has been announced, there has been a lot of speculation around who Bey will be choosing to follow her around the world to open the show for her. Then to top it all off, you get absolutely annihilated with heartbreak because of an ex, who is just ‘not ready’ but then manages to be ready, a week later, with someone else. And of course, in light of the title, she explains, "I don't know about you, but I get really bored watching stand-up shows. I think they're really dull. So I was thought, 'I want to have a stand-up show, but I want it to be more like a party as well as jokes. So I know, every time I get bored, I'm going to play some Beyoncé." Calling all members of the Bey Hive: the time has finally come. Beyoncé has announced that she will be touring her latest album, ‘Renaissance’, released in July last year. Much to our delight, the superstar confirmedthe live dates were happening at the Wearable Art Gala in California on October 22, and now the European and North American legs of the Renaissance World Tour have been announced.

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More from Comedy: Getting to know Harry Potter parodists Weirdos We ask: 'Is the Edinburgh Fringe too small?' Her approach to music is incredibly multi-layered. Beyoncé’s Homecoming was dubbed by New Yorker critics a ‘ gesamtkunstwerk’, or a ‘total’ artwork, encompassing music, visual art, drama, spectacle, dance and so on. As evidenced by Beychella, Ms Knowles has successfully reinjected innovation, energy, spectacle, and politics into the live performance—pulling out all the stops with narrative arcs, costume, and choreography in each live performance. 3. A dedicated fanbase You don't get to the top without making a few enemies, but you don't stay at the top if you don't know how to respect your peers. Loving yourself and recognizing your worth is very different from being a dive who acts like she's better than everyone around her. The genesis of many career downfalls lies exactly in the fact that stars begin to adopt this behavior. Close up, Beyonce’s nose actually looks quite similar to her younger self. Did Beyonce get lip fillers?The golden rule of show business sounds simple: never be boring. However, this is a little hard to actually put in practice. Particularly in this day and age, where there are so many new things popping up in several different channels, that keeping someone's attention and interest on you seems to be almost impossible. The issue of migrant labour adds an additional dimension to conversations on the ethics of concerts – it’s as much about where Beyoncé performs as who she’s performed for and who she’s accepted money from, namely business magnates whose activities are inextricably linked with the state and aggravate the worst excesses of inequality and exploitation. The UAE has laws and initiatives to protect migrant workers, and yet allegations are rife that much of Dubai’s luxury playground has been built under appalling conditions amounting to indentured servitude. Recorded at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, where Omielan has twice been nominated for Barry Awards, her thigh gap routine has now amassed over 36 million views on Facebook alone However, I'm sure it won't be for everybody. I talk a lot about the industry and Edinburgh; how it can be quite daunting and stressful. But overall I think the moral of the story is: just do it anyway. It's always going to be hard, but the reward is having a show that gives you a feeling you can't replicate anywhere else in the world." Luisa Omielan on Fringe success Luisa Omielan is a stand-up comedian who turned her life around after she answered the mantra every person needs in their life: What Would Beyoncé Do?!



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