I Give Your Wife a Facial Every Friday Night

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I have a confession to make: When my husband Chris is out of town, I tend to act a little...differently. I don't think someone can really rebuild the loving trust there USED to be after something like this. It’s a pretty good way to show dominance. You have to be physically above the person you’re ejaculating on, which is a nice feeling. While I was mortified, it still hasn't stopped me from doing the same thing every time he's out of town. And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who has little habits that I keep from my other half. Just to be positive (because I really, really don’t want to give up my onesie), I took a survey of my married girlfriends. Here's what I discovered (the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent):

In my opinion, it also feels really good and it fits in well with the humiliation element. Anthony, 30, north London, bisexual, works in IT Cheating is a deal-breaker for me. It erodes trust and honestly attract/affections towards the cheater and then WHAT do you have? Facials are also an alternative for people who don’t like the taste of sperm. Curtis, 27, Bristol, straight, works in hospitality and , where she learned more than anyone ever should about sex. She has an unhealthy addiction to gifs.

So, okay, keeping some habits on the DL in your marriage is apparently normal, although I bet women aren't the only ones who do this. Just to be sure, I asked a married guy friend. Candi Annie LOVES sexual adventures in the fresh air! See all my hardcore videos and keep in touch at: www.sheer.com/candiannie Korin Miller is a writer, SEO nerd, wife, and mom to a little two-year-old dude named Miles. Korin has worked for The Washington PostNew York Daily NewsCosmopolitan

But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother’s wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord; therefore He killed him also.– Genesis 38:9-10 If you liked this story you should give our new sex podcast Good Sex Bad Sex a listen – it’s out every Wednesday. Every once in a while, I'll look at my husband's texts. I'm paranoid he has one of those apps that tell you when someone's been on your phone—but apparently not paranoid enough." — AmyMe and my wife have been married for 12 years now.I never expected this from her.One day when I got home from work I walked in on her giving head to another man.He immediately ran out of the apartment,didn't even have time to get dressed.In our house she dared to do such a disgusting thing.I demanded an explanation straight away and to be honest I don't even know how I found it within me not to beat her up in my anger but anyway she said out of boredom.I love her so I don't want to divorce her but I can't get over this moreover I can't be sure she won't do it again.Maybe part of it is my fault because I have been neglecting our sex life lately but that is not the right way to go about it.She cried a lot,I cried too,it was tough but at the end of the day i love her

And there may be more. Some wives like being able to feel it, and not all can feel ejaculation internally. Some like to see it (yes, some women are visual as well). Some just don’t want to walk around all day feeling like they’re “leaking”. So, there are lot of times where ejaculating on your wife may be beneficial. Infection-by-eye cases are rare because it takes some effort to actually get semen in an eye on purpose, plus most people don't realize that's what did it when they're asked about their risky behavior. That said, it still happens and can happen. It's very easy to avoid the problem. Close those eyes, communicate, and you should be just fine. There are plenty of men and women – straight, gay, bi, trans and more – who love sperm facials and my curious mind wanted to find out the reasons why.Forgiveness is important, whether you stay married or not. NOT for her, but for you. Living with her actions can make you resentful and bitter and that isn't fair on YOU. From a dominant perspective, it’s the control and submission that you receive which makes it a turn-on. Jimmy, 29, east London, straight, self-employed I am so sorry for your suffering. Take heart that it will get better over time but it does take a while. The best part is you will find someone better than her eventually, and you will be even happier than you have been in the past. This happened to my fiancé a few years ago (not by me). He stayed, but she cheated three more times. By the end he was broken, and he still has major trust issues. He left in the end and now we are happier than ever in our relationship. Problems in a relationship need to be resolved together, and not by cheating, so it's not your fault she cheated. That is her choice and her responsibility. I’m straight, but the humiliation aspect of a mistress making another man cum in my face sends me deeper into submission.

Oddly, we also seem to prefer an early morning facial, with high search spikes for the phrase between 4am and 5am on Google this past week. Of course, we're not talking about organic solvents (hopefully). We're talking about semen, but even that can hurt when entering an eye because it can contain acid phosphatase and citric acid. A man's sperm can also carry all sorts of diseases and infections, like the dreaded HIV, and that's not something you want to transmit or receive if you can help it. Hopefully you wouldn't willfully put yourself or your partner at risk if infected, but it's easy to incur and infection and not necessarily know about it. The Body, a popular HIV resource, explains why the eyes are a point of risk: And some of my coaching clients have gone “eww…” at the thought, but it works. In short, the husband is not allowed to ejaculate anywhere except in, or on, his wife. Why? Because it removes the ability to orgasm alone and so it removes the ability for the husband to have a sexual life apart from his wife. But, it still allows for mutual masturbation, and that can be very helpful for many husbands who are struggling to remove themselves from porn. Sometimes husbands find they can’t have sex any more because they’re so used to porn. Their brain doesn’t associate their wife with enough sexual stimulation to get erect, let alone orgasm, and so mutual masturbation forms a bridge to retrain the husband to have a sexual relationship with his wife again, and ejaculating on his wife further helps that connection. It insures there are very close when he orgasms, which helps when oxytocin is released and imprints that connection in his mind. During her period Thanks to pornography, facials a more commonplace sexual fantasy. While ejaculating on a face may seem innocuous, it actually carries a somewhat high risk factor. If you plan to come on someone's face or let someone come on yours, you ought to know how to do it safely. The Problem But, it’s key that she likes it too, otherwise it’s demeaning. Jenny, 26, east London, genderqueer and bisexual, works in customer serviceWhen a sub is giving you oral sex, she wants a reward or a climax. Lauren, 30, Bristol, straight, solicitor We also like to see ourselves cum, it’s hot to see it go everywhere. Drew, 25, Glasgow, straight, estate agent In the olden days, a man would insert his penis into a vagina, move it around, and ejaculate. That was sex. Now men have found so many more holes and folds to explore and places to deposit their semen. Porn has made the face a common target. Some women have even come to enjoy this (or, at least, endure it out of love). Like most sexual activity, however, facials carry a bit of a risk. They may seem like they don't, but the problem rests in the eyes. Metro bloggers Miranda Kane and Bibi Lynch co-host the show, chatting to a different guest about all things sex and relationships each week.