Daft Dictionary (Microfax Jokes Books)

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Footprints. 48. I have all the knowledge you have. But I’m so small, you can hold me in your fist. What am I? You have two coins that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a quarter. Which two coins are they?

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'” – Tim Vine Ralph-Hinkley 8. There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with – what do they do? I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? “Thanks! I’ll never part with it!”

They begin to trek through the sands trying to find help. After a day and night of walking the two men are dying from thirst and so incredibly hungry when they spot 3 camels crest the nearest dune and head towards them. Short. 33. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?

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Survivors are not buried. 70. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men? What’s a couple?’ I asked my mum. She said, ‘Two or three’. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed” Josie Long (2008) The group included a grandmother, her daughter and her daughter’s daughter. 32. What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Corn on the cob. Because you throw away the husk, cook the corn. Then you eat the kernels, and throw away the cob. 44. What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

I know this joke has been shared a few times before but I thought I would share my Scottish cultural adaptation of it] Doctor takes a look at the guy and he seems a bit daft so he asks him "well, why don't you show me how you use 'em?" A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows’” Jake Lambert (2019) Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially.I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.