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These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time. Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense Henry and Hetty’s reliable, powerful, fuss-free cleaning has made them instantly recognised and universally trusted household icons. The ultimate all rounders. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy. Unfortunately times have a-changed and an original VW Camper Van now costs a small fortune! Not to mention that we're now all a bunch of day-dreaming squares working 9-5 for "the man". Ugh!

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After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles. Penis Hot Water Bottle Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures.

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This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. Then there’s James, perfect for a professional job. Charles is a whizz at wet cleaning, whilst George makes carpet shampoo and deep cleaning a doddle. Don’t forget Henry Eco — tough on mess, high on energy efficiency — or Henry Cordless, whose whole-house runtime will never let you down. Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the move. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. In addition to their suction capabilities, Henry Hoovers also offer a range of additional features to make cleaning even easierHenry Hoovers are a well-known brand in the vacuum cleaning market, known for their high-quality, reliable and durable products. They are made from high-quality materials, ensuring that they can withstand daily use and last for many years. Their powerful suction capabilities make them an ideal choice for removing dirt, dust and debris from carpets, upholstery and hard floors. Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs.

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Henry loves a good clean and we promise you will never see that endearing grin disappear from his face, no matter what he has to clear up. He even comes with a handy crevice tool to help you reach those unreachable places! To empty your new friend of all thatHe may be a timeless national treasure but he's always been a bit on the bulky side (and bloody expensive!). Well, finally the creators have seen sense and produced a dinky desk-sized version! Is your work colleague's desk getting absolutely ridiculous with the amount of mess that's on it? Well send them a bit of a message and get them one of these Henry Desk Vaccuum Cleaners. Henry the Hoover is every OCD person's idea of heaven. He clears any mess on your table, makes barely any noise, is battery operated, plus at only 10cm tall he is pretty cool too. He will remove anything from biscuit crumbs to pencil sharpener shavings to keep your desk clutter free for those all important mugs of tea! To empty Henry simple unscrew the top at put the contents in the bin and then he is ready to go again. You don't have permission to access "http://www.argos.co.uk/browse/appliances/vacuum-cleaners-and-floorcare/vacuum-cleaners/c:29693/brands:henry/" on this server.