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Sadiq Khan hails ‘huge progress’ as progress report finds more than 95% of vehicles are now compliant

In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her. The farmer did this again, but the other horse ran into a thorn bush and got a similar cut on its leg. The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?" Why did the pumpkin win first place at the harvest festival? The judges said that it was gourd-geous. What did the baby corn ask the mama corn when it wanted to play with the father? "Mom, where is pop-corn?"Organic manures are made from one or more animal, plant or human sources. A cover crop is any crop with leaf cover that stops rain falling directly onto the soil. You must take steps to prevent manure, fertiliser and soil getting into watercourses – known as diffuse water pollution (pollution). TfL sent nearly 40,000 warning letters in the first week of operation for contraventions and potential genuine mistakes, and 2,000 to 3,000 more daily for a further three weeks before issuing fines.

You must take reasonable precautions to prevent soil loss caused by horticultural and farming activities. Soil loss can lead to erosion and allow pollutants to get into watercourses. A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200. The TfL director of strategy and policy, Christina Calderato, said the figures showed that the Ulez was “highly effective in taking the oldest, most polluting vehicles off the roads”. Farmer 2: "oh that pig, he's a hero. bout a month ago there was a fire at my house and that pig came in, and pulled my whole family out of the house while we were sleeping."The number of the most polluting vehicles driven in London has fallen by almost half since the capital’s ultra-low emission zone (Ulez) was expanded, taking almost 80,000 older cars off the roads.

Dirt Farmer is an album by American musician Levon Helm, former drummer and vocalist of The Band. The album was released on October 30, 2007, on Vanguard Records, and was Helm's first studio album since 1982. It was produced by guitarist Larry Campbell (who, like Helm, worked with Bob Dylan) and by Helm's daughter, Amy, both of whom also sing and perform on the album. It won the Grammy Award for Best Traditional Folk Album in February 2008. Easy. When they lie down and wallow in the mud." The farmer hung up and came to the conclusion that artificial insemination must mean that he has to impregnate those pigs himself. What does the farmer's wife tell him when he tells her that he's to afraid to grow vegetables? Just grow a pear! Short farmer puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The farmer humour may include short farm boy jokes also. This week we are looking at two words which may be confused by learners of English: scarce and scarcely. Improve your English with Collins.Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had a wooden engine, and wooden wheels, and it wooden even work! If there’s already pollution or a high risk of pollution, the Environment Agency may take enforcement action. This may include prosecution. Did you hear about the 8-year old dairy farmer? He had to repeat 3rd grade because he was a slow churner.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.A short documentary telling the stories of gay people in the farming community has won international recognition and praise for sparking conversations about farmers who may be struggling in silence with their sexuality. Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. A farmer walks in to his wife in his bedroom carrying a sheep. "This is the pig I've been sleeping with"

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