Genre: Fantasy > Following BookTok down an odd rabbit hole Following BookTok down an odd rabbit hole When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his sessions at the farm, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan-unless her feelings aren't so one-sided after all. On Violet’s first day she has an experience with a particular minotaur which she finds arousing. Apart from him however, she doesn’t get turned on by her job. It’s not a sex service (although there are some creeper minotaurs who try and make it so – every species has them apparently). The mythology has it that the minotaur semen – alarmingly copious amounts of which are produced by the clients at the farm – is the magic ingredient in the “little blue pills” for human erectile dysfunction.

Morning Glory Milking Farm: a Monster Bait Romance (Cambric

This was surprisingly great but the end lagged a lot could of ending at chapter 14 but dragged out for god knows why. Read more The goal for every client is a plentiful, speedy collection. That is the expectation with which you will approach every shift—getting our clients in and out and on with their day, all while maintaining our quality protocols. A plentiful, speedy collection makes for happy clients and a productive farm!”

I really am trying to start reading audio books it was going fine until it kept skipping through the book like crazy. I have it on ebook so I read along. I would’ve love to finish if it weren’t for the constant skipping. Read more Living, breathing gargoyles shouldn’t exist. Julianna should be running for the door. But the way he looks at her… and touches her… awakens new desires. There’s also some commentary about people (well, in this case, minotaurs) being commodified which added to the mix. There really is a lot more to the book than minotaur sex.

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He didn’t need to tell her it was something he felt guilty over. She was an expert in guilt and being anxious over other people’s feelings, and recognized it when she saw it.” This book is definitely unique. Would recommend to anyone into beast/ monster romance books that aren’t heavy on plot, and more focused on spicy/ romance scenes. Read more What is the world even coming to when the United States's health care is so shit that you might literally seize the bull by the horns just to have someone look at your teeth?Violet had known it the moment it pinged on the hiring app, squinting at her phone screen in disbelief as she scrolled, nearly a week ago. No experience necessary, on-the-job training provided. Two weeks vacation and full benefits, including dental. Dental! She had no idea what a milking technician was nor what it entailed, but the advertised starting salary was higher than any belonging to the handful of jobs open in her degree field, none of which paid enough to comfortably keep a roof over her head. What is the world even coming to when I'm sitting here thinking to myself, "I wish this had been lactation erotica." Sure enough, it was. It REALLY was. The protagonist is a human female who has just finished grad school with a mountain of student loan debt. Unable to find work in her field, she decides to accept a position as “milker” of minotaurs. Their semen is the magic ingredient in those little blue pills all the middle-aged gentlemen need, you see. And the best, most effective method of extracting this is by female technician first using her hands, and then a silicone lined collection tube that feeds into a glass bottle. Of course she falls in love with one of her weekly clients. A curvy librarian looking to start a family, a clan of gargoyles, and the deception that starts it all. A pop culture junkie, Katie has an addiction to tragically bad romance novels. In addition, Katie is resolute in her belief that Evans is #BestChris and doesn't understand why people live where it snows. That shit is terrifying.