Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer (Dinosaur Erotica)

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Big Al was a lovable character, slowly learning more about human mores and expectation. Tanis is a compelling protagonist, coming into her own and very much taking charge where need be. She's here to protect her... Dino Man even as he protects her in turn. They were a good interspecies pair, and the author was careful to portray the dinosaurs as just as intelligent as humans to avoid any iffy consent issues. Also, very much appreciated the content warnings at the front, even if they are baffling to read. These torrid tales of sensuous saurians will tease and titillate the most demanding dinosaur erotica fans! We start with "But, Daddy, I love him!", followed by and escape to a Love Cult, followed by "on the run", and ending up in Dinosaur becomes Self Made Man. I don’t generally make a habit of reading Erotica, but the funny ones are worth the exception. I’ve actually read Erotica that had more of a story behind it than some of the novels I’ve read! There is always something to be found for everyone in any genre, you just have to find it.

Sensuality: 💋💋 I mean… the triceratops love scene on the beach was the most developed thing about this book lol And then Stego broke away slowly and stood there looking at her. “Doctor come here for talk? Or love?” he asked, punctuating each sentence with a light stomp of his front leg.” Thank-you to author Lola Faust, BooksGoSocial and NetGalley for providing me with a digital ARC in exchange for my honest review.Yet… ok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it. Just don’t blame me. Read the blurb, it is all true there. Read it. And then, welcome to the club. The club where we never tell anyone about the books we have read. Absolutely stellar read. I'm not entirely sure how you review quite possibly the most depraved smut I've ever read. I knew I was onto a winner when the worlds most comprehensive trigger warning list made me giggle.

I saw a friend on bookstagram reading this and needed something ridiculous as this in my life. And it delivered. Dinosaur erotica, who knew? In this Futuristic Fantasy Tanis is a young woman who has always dreamed of the dinosaurs she sees from a distance while working on her family farm. Big Al is a dino who lusts after Tanis, thus starts their adventure. Big Al was everything she was lusting for: A sexy bad boy carnosaur from the wrong side of the food chain. Locate the secret to improve the quality of life by reading this Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer This is a kind of book that you require now. Besides, it can be your preferred publication to review after having this book Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer Do you ask why? Well, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer is a book that has different particular with others. You might not have to recognize which the writer is, exactly how widely known the work is. As smart word, never ever judge the words from which speaks, but make the words as your good value to your life.This is a whole world of romance, erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad." -Devendra Banhart Plot itself was pretty good. It was a head game on how exactly this would work out - ummm - It really is infeasible. All in all this book made me laugh out loud. I absolutely recommended reading the authors note at the beginning for triggers - one of which is Canada. Too funny! Steam Scale (Number of Scenes): 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥? Maybe? I didn’t count them. They aren’t super long or developed but there is a variety for sure.

Tanis is a girl born into a world where dinosaurs have become labor workers and live alongside modern humans. Tanis has had a fascination with dinosaurs for years...but is her interest more sexual in nature? Virginia Woolf; Charlotte Perkins Gilman; Edith Wharton; Zelda Fitzgerald; Anna Akhmatova; Katherine Mansfield It may just be me obsessed with dinosaurs, but this is way too much fun and I’m not gonna quit anytime soon!

Look, I went into this knowing it was going to be 99 levels of crazy, and it was. It really, really was.

This is a whole world of romance, erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad."" -Devendra Banhart From an early age Lola Faust's fantasies and reveries tilted towards the unusual and the eccentric. Though she entertained curious private journals, it wasn't until she entered the Paleontology program at the University of British Columbia that her romantic notions concerning dinosaurs took full flight. Lord Bartholomew’s Ankloyosaur Lover by Ambrosia Penance is the other story in the book, and whilst I preferred the first one, it is actually a very good story. This one is split into 3 chapters and promises more to come and is written in a somewhat more classical tone that the first story. A Man who struggles to find what he is looking for in romance finds love in an unlikely place. The most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch This book isn't your typical erotica book. This involves a scaly lover. a pining redhead country girl and questionable mating practices.I am not sure I will be recommending this book to anyone, ever. Also, I am not sure I will NOT be recommending this book to anyone. The second story was boring because it doesn't even have any funny sex scenes. It ends with the hero getting hard, after talking about how green the female anklyosaurus's eyes are several times. I was not impressed with Lord Hard-for-you (my name for him) and his sad dino-boner.