I seen an accident and I was first on scene before emergency services. I pulled over to help and one lady was having troubles When I woke up this morning, all my mirrors were broken overnight. I'm scared, staying home and going to report this to We have to file a report with the police and try to salvage the house before we lose our investment. I can't come in today.

Since she is home alone, I can't leave her alone just incase if this freak trys anything life threantening. I can't come into work, I was having breakfast at _______(breakfast restaurant), when I went to the washroom, someone drugged I went to go ask this lady for directions and I think she thought I was going to rob her, so she pulled out

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police to identify him/her and deal with the problem. I can't come into work today. (when you return to work, say you I have an immediate meeting with my insurance company, I'm sorry about the late notice but they told me yesterday evening going to be waiting until I find a friend or family member to come pay for me. I'm going to be late and if I can't find I most certainly cannot make it in today, I'm meeting with the ambassator from a foreign country, for some of my My friend ______(name) lost some hearing today because he/she was exposed to some loud sounds at work so we are

I have to replace everything today, I'm sorry I can't come into work. (Call from a payphone, and keep your phone off This is usually down to neglecting the Six Pees. Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. Actually none of the the excuses would be necessary if we paid closer attention to the Six Pees. If I come to work an employee threatened to sexually harrass me this today. I'm choosing not to come into work today to I was on the bus and a lady bursted water and I have a bit of training so I'm in the process of helping her give

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Someone commited fraud under my name and I'm going to some different offices to fix up the problems that this con artist I can't come to work today, I was mugged at _______(time/place-no cameras) and I'm going into the police station Your guest pulled the fire alarm or woke up every one in the building with fog horns, something bad) about my car. (Mechanics did an amazing job to make your car identical again, and your family friend heals over a month. I can't come into work today my best friend lost all their money at the casino so he is suffering from