My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

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During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.Johnny explains: "Miss, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?.... and I shut up and kept very still. Then my dad and my mum started moving {you know} at the same time. Mum was breathing heavy and k**... her legs all over the place..... In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart. If you’re joking about the deceased person’s sense of humor, hint that her “killer puns” were the death of her. 4. He was dying to get into the funeral business. Am I saying the d-word to much? Does it make you uncomfortable? Would you prefer I said, “Oh, he passed on when I was 11?” Or would you rather me not talk about it at all? When you ask me how it happened, do you want the short story or the long one with painful details? Does it weird you out that I still talk about him like he is still alive? Maybe I should pretend that he never existed at all? Please let me know what I can do on my end to make you feel more comfortable about the fact that someone in my life that I love died.