Histoire de Mlle Brion dite Comtesse de Launay (1754): Introduction, Essai bibliographique par Guillaume Apollinaire (in French), ed. by Guillaume Apollinaire (Gutenberg ebook) It was all about the sex, and the sex was always fine. There was a lot of it. I was constantly buoyed along in the afterglow of one orgasm or another. I walked in a fog of sex. I was distracted by it. I bumped into things. There were always bruises. I looked at everyone as a potential partner and it was right to feel this way. Finally my world had caught up to me. I no longer felt like a secret predator, hiding my lust behind a friendly façade. I felt more honest like this. I flirted with intent.

Alright, there was one time when I wondered whether anything would happen between us. We'd been on holiday together to stay with his aunty in Spain. We had so much fun spending long, lazy days on the beach, sipping cold beers with countless bocadillos. It was one of the only times in eight years of friendship that neither of us were in a relationship. In fact, I was only there to stand in for a girlfriend he'd broken up with days before. L'oeuvre de John Cleland: Mémoires de Fanny Hill, femme de plaisir: Introduction, essai bibliographique par Guillaume Apollinaire (in French), by John Cleland, contrib. by Guillaume Apollinaire, illust. by William Hogarth (Gutenberg ebook)And as the sun finally sets on this list of erotic prose, you’ll be in need of some nocturnal delights. Naughty Bedtime Stories should take pride of place on your bedside table just in case you need to reach over and… I’ll let you fill in the blanks. Sweet dreams! Mémoires de Miss Coote: Exploits d'une fouetteuse britannique racontés par elle-même (in French), by Rosa Belinda Coote (Gutenberg ebook)

Les amours du chevalier de Faublas, tome 2/5 (in French), by Jean-Baptiste Louvet de Couvray, illust. by Paul Avril (Gutenberg ebook) Got some pent up royal court fantasies? A penchant for gothic erotica well here’s your chance to indulge in them. A princess lured into an erotic love triangle. A curious young wife gets disciplined in all the right ways. You get the picture. This anthology of erotic short stories are fairy tales that delve delectably into darkness and danger. WARNING: These stories contain copious amounts of sex, sin, taboo naughtiness, and bad behavior. They're the Original Sinners, after all. Not the Original Saints. Read at your own risk.In a panic, I threw a blanket — or something — over my girlfriend, grabbed my pants and tried to pull them on as I headed for the door to keep it from opening. I got to the door with my pants just above my knees when the door opened,” he recalls. “Standing in the hall was this sweet young freshman girl with her parents bringing her to her new dorm room! The looks on their faces were priceless. I asked them to give us a few minutes — I mean, what choice did they have?” 3. Whipped cream surprise Read and experiences the adventures of the submissive stunning females as they submit every inch of their breathtaking bodies, relinquishing control of their most intimate part……..……..to multiple men!! On this occasion, it was all about the timing. I was at the Ryan Street house, our house, clothed in evening wear. High boots and a dress that billowed. There was opera on the stereo. All this because I couldn’t bear the idea of washing up, a job I hated and rarely completed without the theatre of the dress and the music. I made a performance of it, treating myself to sips of chilled wine between each burnt-bottomed pan. I am the first to admit, I’m not a pro at giving head but I try,” says Trisha. “One night, I was pleasuring my new boyfriend and I removed my mouth for a second to breathe when all of a sudden he ejaculated— right up my nose. It felt like I was drowning for a second and I began choking. He thought it was hysterical— I was mortified by the whole thing. I spent the next half hour blowing my nose.” Tell us about your embarrassing sex stories in the comments below!

Ma conversion; ou le libertin de qualité (in French), by Honoré-Gabriel de Riqueti Mirabeau (Gutenberg ebook) This is my new studio flat containing everything that I own in the world. To a stranger, it might look pathetic, but to me it's perfect.Me: Oh my god! You're home? I've forgotten my embarrassment; I'm so excited to be talking to my old friend again.