The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes

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The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands. When I saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand, then I realized it was an insight joke! I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find. I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, ‘Steven, time to go to sleep.’ I said, ‘But I don’t know how.’ She said, ‘It’s real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.’ So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity, I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said ‘I thought I told you to go to sleep.’” – Steven Wright It made us laugh. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes.In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke. I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, “Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?” “Yes, officer, but I wasn’t going to be out that long…” – Steven Wright My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”.

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Today, my son asked, “can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.I went to Psychic School to learn how to read a crystal ball - but I gave it up. I couldn’t see a future in it. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. Bollas, C. (1987). The shadow of the object: Psychoanalysis of the unthought known. New York: Columbia University Press. If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll know it when you see it.