Series 1, episode 2: " The Road to Royston Vasey" (Dyson, Gatiss, Pemberton and Shearsmith) (aired 18 January 1999) They offered me a C cup or a D cup, but with my shoulders, I don’t think a C would look owt on me. Besides, I want something in silk, French silk, something expensive. I find that nylon chafes my nipples, you know. Useless Trivia:• Pauline is based upon an actual restart officer that Reece had the misfortune to encounter while on the dole before becoming successful. In an age when Britain’s convoluted, punishing benefits system is forcing people into food poverty, Universal Credit has come under fire and even Job Centres themselves are being closed in the name of austerity, Pauline’s attitude to the unemployed has never been more ripe for a return to our screens. THE REVERAND, BERNICE WOODALL, CONDUCTS A SERVICE. THERE IS ABOUT FIVE PEOPLE IN THE CONGREGATION. SHE SEEMS TO HATE PREACHING, AND LOOKS MISERABLE WHEN THE CONGREGATION DON’T RESPOND WITH ENTHUSIASM.

Pauline was initially performed on stage, appearing in the writers' very first show, even before they took on the name of The League of Gentlemen as a sketch based around job ideas [20] - later adapted into the television series. [1] When it came to writing the television series, despite there being ample material for Pauline, Pemberton stated they did not know how to begin her scenes. While filming the first series, Pemberton developed the "chunter", which is what he named Pauline's twitching of her lips. [20] Character design [ ] Pauline, when are we going to get on the computers and learn about spreadsheets, databases, something practical? Pauline, in the guise of a pantomime dame, performs the song "It's Raining Men" - albeit remixed as "It's Raining Pens." [7] Ah, yes…It’s a particular form of pernicious anaemia which affects the chelonian family. If we had more time, I’d suggest an iron rich diet, but it’s quite serious, I’m afraid. Painkillers out of my own vomit. Maybe not the most appetising meal but it went down well at the time. The funniest dream I’ve ever hadPerhaps you’re a naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life spread-eagled on pillows, forever indulging himself in the pleasures of the palm. I just don’t know… Two pairs of plastic tits in the window, a jar of fart sweets on the counter – no mate, it’s the bloody butchers. Jesus! Yes, this is the joke shop, shop being the key word. A CAR DRIVES PAST AND WE SEE THE MAN HAS SET UP A ZOO, CONTAINING A MONKEY, A SHEEP AND A GOAT. AS SOME DIGGERS APPROACH, HE GETS UP AND STOPS ONE OF THEM BY WAVING HIM DOWN. Useless Trivia:• Because Pauline was Reece's idea taken from his own experiences he was originally slated to play her, however Steve jokes that the prospect of playing the woman who made his life miserable whilst on his restart depressed Reece too much, so he took the role of Ross instead. Pauline's lips appear somewhat normal in Series 1, Episode 1. They grow to outrageous proportions by Episode 2.

Compressed air. Basically, a short, concentrated blast should perk him up a bit. I’ll just put this funnel over his little head… We also see Colin at the beginning of Series 1, episode 4 as the man with the dog (who urges his "girl" to do her business). I’m not joking. You’re not leaving this bleeding shop until you put your hand in that bleeding tube. TUBBS SITS IN A CAVE, EATING A SANDWICH WITH HAIR IN IT. SHE IS READING THE MAP THAT THE WORKMAN HAD EARLIER. THE MAN LOOKS AROUND THE SHOP FOR SOMEONE TO ASK DIRECTIONS, BUT SEES NOBODY. HE LOOKS AT THE SNOWSTORMS ON THE COUNTER, AND THEN SEES TUBBS PEERING AT HIM THROUGH A YELLOW TINTED GLASS BOWL.Egregious was based on Reece going on an interview to shift trolleys around ASDA, he was refused the job as he was smart and his personality was too much for the others. Series 1, episode 1: " Welcome to Royston Vasey" (Dyson, Gatiss, Pemberton and Shearsmith) (aired 11 January 1999) IT IS RAINING HEAVILY. WORK IS CONTINUING ON DIGGING. A WORKMAN OVERSEES IT, BUT HIS FACE DROPS AS HE SEES SOMETHING APPEAR. HE INDICATES TO THE DIGGER OPERATOR.

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (Universal Pictures) (Dyson, Gatiss, Pemberton and Shearsmith) (released 3 June 2005) SLOWLY, THE DIGGER OPERATOR BRINGS THE DIGGING CLAW UP. ATTACHED TO IT IS A CHAIN, WHICH IN TURN PULLS WHAT APPEARS TO BE A CRUCIFIX OUT OF THE GROUND. IMPALED ON IT IS A TERRIBLE HORNED CREATURE. The Gents' mothers can be glimpsed during the opening prison scenes in Series 3. Mrs Dyson, Mrs Gatiss, and Mrs Shearsmith are eating food off of the table-tennis table, and Mrs Pemberton is playing pool with Pauline (she gives Pauline a high-five in one shot). SUDDENLY, HE TAKES HOLD OF HIS PENIS AND STARTS URINATING INTO THE GLASS THAT BENJAMIN IS HOLDING. BENJAMIN REACTS AND TRIES TO CATCH ALL THE URINE IN THE GLASS WITHOUT SPILLING ANY.

Pauline Campbell-Jones, portrayed by Steve Pemberton, is one of the most heavily featured and long-running characters in The League of Gentlemen. Initially featuring in On the Town with League of Gentlemen across several episodes, she was carried over into the television series, appearing in the majority of episodes across the first, [1] [2] [3] [4] second series, [5] [8] [9] [10] the Christmas special [11] and third series. [12] [13] [14] [15] She also features in The League of Gentlemen: Live at Drury Lane, [6] The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse [16] and The League of Gentlemen Are Behind You! [7] Series 1, episode 6: " Escape from Royston Vasey" (Dyson, Gatiss, Pemberton and Shearsmith) (aired 15 February 1999) DR. CHINNERY AND AN ELDERLY LADY, ANNIE RAINS, STAND LOOKING AT A TORTOISE ON THE EXAMINATION TABLE.