In other words, if you want to have sex with a foot, I don’t think that you’d really be keen on replacing the leg bone with a vulva and a vagina. It’s creepy, and it looks like a trophy kept by a serial killer — not a fun sex toy. In fact, it reminds me distinctly of a book I read where a serial killer did something similar to his victims while they were still alive. Not only was this a horrible thing to read about, it was distinctly not sexy.

Silicone Feet - Etsy

I love the general idea, because catering to those whose sexual interests lie outside the mainstream is amazing. But if I was a guy who likes feet and got this as a gift, I’d not only not want to use it, but I’d be afraid to throw it away for fear of getting mistakenly arrested for chopping up bodies.

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