Sample Joke: What did the Christmas tree say to the decoration? Aren't you tired of hanging around? Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section, “How much is this gold tinsel garland?” I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.

What's inside: Ours contained miniature samples of L'Occitane hand cream, shower gel or shower oil. Before we do, suffice it to say that some of what you’re about to read may turn your cheeks redder than Rudolph’s nose. Blush away! When it’s cold outside, no one knows the difference between a face flush from feelings and a face flush from the frigid air. It’s really the best time of year to indulge in a little naughty fun if you think about it that way. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she’d been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled. What's inside: Ours contained grown up gifts such as jam, a mini grater, a honey wand, garden string and more.

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You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, “This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per meter.”His son replied, “Oh, that! Well you see, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!!'” What's inside: Ours contained toys including a spinning top, rubber puzzle, metal cookie cutter, some marbles, Santa's little helper badge and an animal eraser. Gifts may vary. Our offices are closed weekends and public holidays but we will respond to you the following working day. Your Statutory Rights We do everything we can to ensure that you receive perfect goods and that they meet your expectations based on our images and descriptions.