Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, aah.’ The other replied:‘Put some cold in then.” – Harry Hill The 274th F1 World Championship is being aired for free in Austria and Luxembourg. This is great news for those in the countries, but not so great for residents traveling abroad who want to watch the action unfold live in their local language -- especially when it's free to watch at home. It's only fitting that an Austrian currently in the United States would want to watch the race in Austrian and not English, right? This is completely safe (and legal) to do with a VPN. I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis We all know, some jokes just tell the truth in a funny way. Others just use puns so we can laugh about things.

In my family, we have a joke contest for Christmas. We started some years ago and that is why I started collecting jokes… Now I am sharing them here. Broaden your horizons so that you are tuned-in regardless of who you're speaking to. If you can find the humor in physics and Paris Hilton, for example, you're well on your way. Drawing an interesting parallel between two wildly different subjects can be very funny, if done well. Read works by people like James Thurber, P.G. Wodehouse, Stephen Fry, Kaz Cooke, Sarah Silverman, Woody Allen, Bill Bryson, Bill Watterson, Douglas Adams, etc. (Don't forget children's books by good authors; they can be a terrific source for good humor!) When you have some teenagers at home, you have to pay attention of what kind of jokes you tell. I do remember being a child and not understanding my grandma’s jokes. Then, as a teenager, I always got embarrassed hearing them telling them (and pretending I did not understood them). Even though I admit, then I could explain them to my school mates and I was the queen! At some point, you start also laughing with the adults in the room.I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'” – Tim Vine Read , read, read. Get your hands on anything and everything that is funny, and consume it like your mom told you not to. Chemists become chemists by reading and practicing chemistry; sports writers become sports writers by reading and writing about sports; you're going to become a funnier person by reading and practicing jokes.

Nevertheless, if you do not want an awkward moment for your children making them pretending that they do understood the joke – or you do not want them to use them, here I collected some clean jokes here that you can share with your teens at home (or wherever you want). Is there anything better than very funny memes? Anime has been made even more popular through internet culture and memes. Today exist very funny anime memes on the internet, involving memes from well-known series of various genres. Some of these memes concentrated on certain shows, while others consider being really good memes as a whole. Funny memes and pictures make everybody laugh the hardest. Because of many reasons, people fall in love with funny weird memes. Because of having original characters, and illustrations both adults and children love anime very much. Complicated and long jokes can be a pain to remember, that is why I do prefer short jokes or even 2 line jokes like the following ones.

A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble.” – Rhod Gilbert I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Every morning I sit down at my little desk at home, asthma medication coursing through my veins, and wait for the computer to turn on. I feel like a little clay pigeon at Christ’s shooting range, tense and hopeful in my catapult, unaware that as soon as I am flung into the light the lord or one of his business school buddies will annihilate me with a shotgun, just as I’ve started to fly. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it. Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Syria.” – Alex Horne (Photo: Pexels.com) I’m in a great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a year’s supply of Marmite – one jar. Looking for Seriously funny jokes? Let’s send the children to play so the real fun can start. These might be dirty funny jokes that you can only share with other adults, but they will laugh so hard that they will cry. Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia. I was involved in very organised crime.” – Milton JonesIf I was an Olympic athlete, I’d rather come in last than win the silver medal. You win the gold, you feel good. You win the bronze, you think, ‘at least I got something.’ But you win that silver, that’s like, ‘Congratulations, you almost won! Of all the losers, you came in first! You’re the number one loser! No one lost ahead of you!’” – Jerry Seinfeld Wanna REALLY funny jokes to tell your family (children included) that they will love? Well, here are the ones my family laughed most at. A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.” – Peter Kay But there are some jokes that you do not have to be a professional to understand, like this very funny jokes. Every time I told them people laugh, no matter age or condition.

Get ready: Some of what's to come is quite punny. Some might even make your eyes roll. But, deep down, if we are honest, who doesn't smile at corny jokes? Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don't say we didn't warn you. Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes! I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” – Matt Kirshen My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.” And some jokes for the kids A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “Really? In that case, give me a Kyle!”Trough dank memes people can show their emotions and express their though better. Today exists many different kinds of popular memes to fulfill free time and make the whole day interesting. However, the latest memes consider being ideal for creating funny images. The list of the newest memes being updated every day. Make everybody happy and make time pass more interesting.