I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69... I would like to know what hurricane said to the coconut palm tree. Watch out, this is not an ordinary blow job! Before the clients left the sperm bank, what did the receptionist say to them? Thank you for coming!

When a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name, what does it mean? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.As a cornerstone of internet humor, ’69’ memes hold a unique position in the digital world. The number ’69’, while just another figure in the realm of mathematics, has been adopted by the meme community to invoke humor, often due to its dirty overtone derived from its association with a sexual position. This association has made ’69’ memes a playful, tongue-in-cheek way for internet users to communicate, share laughs, and engage with one another. Their popularity is a testament to the dynamic and evolving nature of internet culture, where even a simple number can be transformed into a symbol of collective humor. One Sunday, a married couple is in church… When the woman turns to her husband and says, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.” How would you embarrass an archaeologist? Put a used tampon in his hand and ask him which period it came from! Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 69 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 69 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69. I’d like to find out the reason why Snow White, who is an iconic Disney character, was shut out of Disneyland. My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. The other day I was at a fancy dinner party… When I farted loudly. One of the guests objected indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I responded, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that it was her turn next.”

In in the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where internet users comment “nice” on just about any online content that happens to feature the number 69 (e.g., the poll shows that 69% of Americans approve of the new law). As long as there have been humans, though, there probably has been the practice of a 69. It’s described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for instance, as the Congress of a Crow position. The position involves different- or same-sex partners going down on each other—genitals or anus—at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their sides or one on top. That is unless the people involved take to the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variants of the move. Did you know that a Rubik’s Cube has something in common with a p*nis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. What does one saggy b**b say to the other saggy b**b? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts. At age 12, I started responding, "Twelving like a pro." whenever someone asked me what I was up to. Growing older, I've begun to wonder if the payoff will really be worth it by age 69.