upvotes Follow Unfollow 1 year ago Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak for my boss, and he said, I like it well done! I said, Thanks. That means a lot. All of the fortune teller I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can't I find a happy medium? Why did the psychic refuse to board the Titanic? Because it was too large, he wanted to board a medium ship Went on a first date with a girl. It was going great. Had dinner, listened to some jazz. Walked around the Village [Greenwich Village, in NYC] a bit.

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I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ‘Got any shoes you’re not using?’” – Steven Wright You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?… Euro pean.medium jokes and hilarious medium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. The World suggests that any problems with the light are temporary: we had light once, we will have it again, and suggests focussing on the bigger picture. I have an answering machine in my car. It says, ‘I’m home now. But leave a message, and I’ll call when I’m out.’’ – Steven Wright When I saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand, then I realized it was an insight joke!

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Here is a list of funny medium rare jokes and even better medium rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.