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Keep collections to yourself or inspire other shoppers! Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. Theoretically, mine are/were in charge of stripping their own beds, washing the sheets and re-making; in practice, it takes a bit of nagging when it occurs to me that it's been some time since I last saw their sheets.

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On a small towel especially designated for semen catching. I sometimes lay a small cotton towel down beside me in bed and when I am ready to cum I just turn into the direction of the towel and paint a few lines on it. Afterward I fold it inward and put it away until I anticipate using it again. It doesn't matter how cummy it gets since it's just a cumrag so it often gets caked with crusty dried sperm in just a couple of days usage. after that I just wash it or throw it out and start with a new one. Don’t slash the tip of your old chap on the treacherous metal rim. You’ll get precious little sympathy down at A&E.So if for whatever reason you’re offline, spanking it in ‘analogue’ mode, don’t besmirch the merchandise. My grandmother had these two metal poles that she hung her washing lines from, which I loved to use for exercise. And when I say exercise, I mean I'd wrap my legs tightly around one of the poles and pull myself up and down until I was done. It didn't take particularly long. I know using the hanky may turn your nose red or irritate your skin because of the constant rubbing. It’s because of the wrong cloth material of the hanky. Just going for the right material would solve this problem. And the answer to that is cotton.

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I don't have a son so don't know about the mattress cover, but if you are concerned he is wetting the bed, why not just ask him? You might have heard this described as a ‘posh w*nk’; although quite why it’s associated with the upper classes is beyond me.Yes, clean off the toilet seat, like you would with anything else... a regular anticeptic cleaning with toilet brush, bowl cleaner, etc just as normal. I know it’s easy to just use disposable tissue and throw it away. But think of how much waste you produce by using tissue paper. They are made from trees and by this you’re destroying the wildlife habitat. What if I say, you can go for reusable tissues even if you don’t really want to use the handkerchief. Keep reading to make your own reusable tissues. Are tissues bad for the environment? Yes, all "grey water" as it is known, is run through a water treatment plant and after treatment, complete with chlorine, is released into a stream or river. Given enough time or distance, some of the water molecules make it downstream, may evaporate and through the water cycle, may eventually reenter your water supply system for your community. Our gent simply keeps a special lidded jar to hand, that he fills up gradually over time. Like a science experiement.

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And don’t get me started on the trillions of invisible paper fibres that bond with your glistening glans. a good friend, who had older kids than mine, told me you just have to learn to do certain things with your eyes shut. make it the norm to have a toilet roll by the side of the bed, in case of 'nose bleeds' ? and wash the mattress cover along with the sheets - get the lad to take them off himself. My only gripe is that it makes you look a a bit try-hard, like the bloke who brings his own pool cue to the pub. So, what are the sustainable alternatives to tissues? Well, just use a cotton hanky or handkerchief.In case you haven’t noticed, human beings are gross. As much as we like to pretend we’re perfectly clean and sterile little flowers that always smell good and always behave appropriately, we are not. Couples are gross in their relationships, women are totally disgusting in the stuff we do when we’re alone, and yes, dudes, too, are pretty nauseating when they’re left to their own devices. If you disagree with me, I have no choice but to assume you’re a paid Kleenex stooge. 9. Old plate of food