The ‘let it snow’ jumper might be quite popular with some of the Bree Street crowd, reports the Washington Post: If I was an alien, I would feel rather aggrieved by the fact that humans seem to believe the only thing they’re interested in is probing our anuses.

Anyway, we have bigger problems to worry about, like how this country is going to keep the Christmas lights on. The other items depicted the famous Christmas couple in compromising positions, according to Canada’s Global News. On one, a pants-less Santa Claus was seen “roasting his chestnuts” atop a burning fireplace.It’s a bit tougher here in the southern hemisphere, given that it’s usually somewhere around 30 degrees this time of year, but anybody who has ever worn a quality jumper to a Christmas party appreciates the knowing nod other revellers give you. On another, captioned “Santa has been naughty,” a lingerie-clad Mrs. Claus was depicted holding a whip and preparing to strike her husband’s bare behind.

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