Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak (Volume 6)

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The last time I tried to talk to Brandon on the phone with Brianna around, it was a total disaster. She actually told him about my hairy legs and crusty eye boogers. It was SO humiliating! I still can’t believe my crush, Brandon, actually texted me last night after I left his birthday party. Before I knew it, it was bedtime. I felt like I’d been waiting FOREVER…!! ME, FLOPPED ACROSS MY BED, SULKING Welcome to Nikki Maxwell’s aDORKable world and the mega-selling Dork Diaries series – now with over 50 million copies in print worldwide!

Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak by Rachel Renée Russell

I felt SO insanely happy I could just… VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter, and… um… those yummy little Skittles candy thingies! With a HUGE global fanbase, Dork Diaries is the perfect series for fans of Lottie Brooks, Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Tom Gates. Now that Nikki is going to the dance with Brandon, she needs a dress to wear; none of the dresses she finds at the store really fit the criteria. Brianna handed me a trendy teen fashion magazine to read, just like in a real salon. I was impressed. Until I realized she had swiped MY new Teen Thing mag from my room. The little THIEF!! Then she turned to me and laughed uncomfortably. Please excuse my assistant. Hans is new here. He speaks la French, but very little English.This is the second time a dance is featured in the series. The first time it was featured was on Tales From a Not-So-Popular Party Girl.

Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker (6) Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker (6)

Just so they could go to a movie together! Like, how INSENSITIVE is that?! Sometimes I think Mom and Dad need to take a parenting class or something.Okay, I’ll admit it was really nice and sweet of her to do that. But she had totally overlooked one very important little detail.… SHE WASN’T INVITED! But I had to admit, Miss Bri-Bri, Fashionista Hairstylist to the Stars, seemed to know her stuff.… ME, READING WHILE MISS BRI-BRI DOES MY HAIR Dah-ling! Where are you going?! Don’t be skurd! Brianna said in an awful fake French accent that sounded more like a six-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger. To her horror, Nikki finds the picture that Brianna accidentally texted to her friends plastered in the hallway as a Sweetheart Princess campaign. She doesn't know who put them up there or why. She and her friends immediately take them down. NO SNOOPING ALLOWED!!! ) Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak, by Rachel Renée Russell with Nikki Russell and Erin Russell. Simon and Schuster.